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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
00/01: Reports:

Nationwide Division One, 10/2/01
Watford
versus
Portsmouth
 
Heidar Helguson interactive game:
Overhead kick

Time stands still as you leap acrobatically and prepare to blast the ball into the back of the net for a glorious winner. As the driving rain lashes your eyes it occurs to you that this is a bit unnecessary as all you needed to do was head the ball in...but, hey, what the hell. The ball goes careening up into the roof of the net and you're just about to celebrate when there's a blinding flash and a freak lightning strike vapourises the ball. The ref doesn't think all of the ball had crossed the line before being vapourised. Bugger. GT still refuses to send Wooter on to replace you, as he's convinced it's only a matter of time before your luck changes. As you struggle on manfully and the match fizzles out into a draw, you wonder what would have happened if only you'd attempted...

To glance the ball left, click here.

To head the ball straight ahead of you, click here.

To send the ball back towards the right, click here.

To nod the ball downwards, click here.

To catch the ball on your chest, click here.