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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
00/01: Reports:

Nationwide Division One, 10/2/01
Watford
versus
Portsmouth
 
Heidar Helguson interactive game:
Glance left

Time stands still as you twist your neck ever so slightly round to the right, so that the ball will glance off it into the far corner. As the driving rain lashes your eyes it occurs to you that this might be a risky option. Sure enough, the wet ball skids off your forehead, clipping the post before running away towards the left touchline. Bugger. You track back to the centre circle wishing the ground would swallow you up, but GT still refuses to send Wooter on to replace you. As you struggle on manfully and the match fizzles out into a draw, you wonder what would have happened if only you'd attempted...

To head the ball straight ahead of you, click here.

To send the ball back towards the right, click here.

To nod the ball downwards, click here.

To catch the ball on your chest, click here.

To attempt an overhead kick, click here.