And which three would you want to go down?

Team Down 1 Brighton Burnley Cardiff Coventry Crewe Crystal Palace Derby Hull Ipswich Leeds Leicester Luton Millwall Norwich Plymouth Preston QPR Reading Sheff Utd Sheff Wed Southampton Stoke Watford Wolves Team Down 2 Brighton Burnley Cardiff Coventry Crewe Crystal Palace Derby Hull Ipswich Leeds Leicester Luton Millwall Norwich Plymouth Preston QPR Reading Sheff Utd Sheff Wed Southampton Stoke Watford Wolves Team Down 3 Brighton Burnley Cardiff Coventry Crewe Crystal Palace Derby Hull Ipswich Leeds Leicester Luton Millwall Norwich Plymouth Preston QPR Reading Sheff Utd Sheff Wed Southampton Stoke Watford Wolves

Which Division Two (Championship, pah) player would you most like your club to sign?

Who is your club's weakest link?

Name the eleven that you'd pick to start your first game of next season.
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position
GK RB/RWB LB/LWB CB RM/RW LM/LW CM AT Select Position

Would you prefer your team to win promotion this season, or your nation to win the World Cup?  
Choose Promotion World Cup

When Hollywood finally comes to its senses and makes a blockbuster movie based on the story of your club, who'll play your manager?

In general, what's your opinion of beards? 
Ban 'em Can be grown under licence Not a matter for government intervention Should be encouraged where appropriate Ought to be compulsory Choose

What is the capital of Ecuador?

Did you cheat in answering the previous question?
Choose Yes No

One of our editors has annoying neighbours. How much for a contract killing?

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
Choose Cold water Dry paste Just right Strangely lumpy Custard

Which is best, mud or dust?
Choose Mud Dust

Is there really any need?
Choose Yes No

Anything else we ought to know?