Ori ludi tu sheidzleba
By Andy Barnard
My first memory to do with Watford FC is of my dad reading the WO when
we lived in Leavesden and
remarking "oh, I see Watford lost again". That must have been about
1974/5 - everyone in the school
playground used to "support" Liverpool or Man Utd, but when I was asked
I said Watford. So I was a bit of a
pioneer even then and three years later everyone was a fervent Horn.
Except me, cos I was too skint ever to see
them - my first match was one of Barnes' early ones in our promotion
year (to old Division One) when we beat
Chelsea 3-1 at Stamford Bridge - by that time I was living in South
London.
Anyway I went along occasionally during the glory years, but never all
that often as I had not much money and
little news about what was happening there. I went to three or four matches
after relegation, including a heavy home
defeat by Notts County who were quite good, a home defeat by Hull who
weren't, and an FA Cup defeat at
West Ham. But I just couldn't get into it, I was too busy asking myself
who were these players and why were
they so bad?
It wasn't till I was in Brussels in the mid-90s that my interest was
re-kindled. While messing about on "soccer"
newsgroups I was recruited onto WML and established the East Brussels
Hornets (later merged into the
South-East Brussels Orns, now under Kevin B.'s able chairmanship).
Gradually, courtesy of all the stuff on
BSaD and WML, the gaps in my ignorance about contemporary (and historic)
Watford FC began to widen and
before long I was hooked. In 1996 I returned to London, but (despite the
relatively easy access to Watford)
nine months of working back there became too much and I jumped at the
chance to go abroad as a special
economic advisor to the Georgian government.
So where is Georgia? It's the capital of the ex-Soviet country of
Georgia, east of the Black Sea between Russia
and Turkey. Oh, alright, it's where England played one of their World
Cup qualifiers and it's also the country
where Gia Kinkladze comes from. It's very beautiful, with lots of
alpine-type scenery and a pleasant
Mediterranean climate.
Learning the Georgian language is a bit of a struggle as they have 28
consonents including three "k"s and two
"ts"s - it's unrelated to any major language, but I can usually get by
in Russian when I need to. Speaking a bit
of Georgian's worth the effort, though: even sour-faced shop assistants
can be transformed into joyful bundles
of smiles and kisses who practically invite you to be the father of
their children - and that's just the men. I now
know most of the alphabet and can say a few key phrases such as
Gamarjobat (Hi), Ra gkviat? (What's your
name?), Gqavt boipfrendi? (Have you got a boyfriend?), Ori ludi tu
sheidzleba (Two beers, please) and Itsit
inglisuri/rusuli? (Do you speak English/Russian?).
After 18 months I've moved from direct policy advice to editing a
Georgian-English economic journal. It's a
great job - within Georgia the journal's as influential as the Financial
Times and The Economist are in the
West.
I now get back to England three or four times a year. I usually manage
to see Watford at least once on each
visit, and while I'm here I find that WML, BSaD, the official WFC
web-page, TeamTalk and Sporting Life all
keep me as up-to-date as I could hope to be.
Update
Seeing as the above must have been written back in
1998, it's now (autumn 2005) high time for an update.
Firstly, it's Tbilisi - not Tblisi, the latter being
the name of a talented but now-defunct band of Watford
fans which in 1999 I shipped over to Tbilisi for a
rock festival to celebrate promotion to the
Premiership (only temporarily Premier due to Watford's
fleeting presence, and not a ship). But that's another
story.
In 1999, I passed exams to become a Eurocrat, and in
2001, after a year or so's globetrotting (during which
time I also met and married my wife Rebecca), I finally
moved back to Brussels to take up a post in the
European Commission.
Our son Heidar Superdan was born during a fine 2-0
victory at the New Den early in the 2004-05 season,
precisely at the moment that Helguson was sealing the
win by outrunning the home defence and drilling a low
shot into the bottom corner. (The birth itself took
place in a state-of-the-art hospital in a leafy
Brussels suburb, rather than at the New Den, but I
guess you can't have everything.)
Too busy these days to wade through WML, I listen to
quite a few matches on the Internet and also try to
get along to the Vic a few times each season.