Sponsors' evening
Caption competition!
Hilarious wags that we are, BSaD ran a caption competition around this
photograph after last season's sponsorship night. And here are the best
entries:
Mr Jackett is saying, "Now that's Saturday's team sheet done, now for
the draw for what minute I make a substitution."
Neil Symons
"Ah... what's this to my right... oohh, it's a message... Thanks for
passing that to me Mr. Bazeley... now, what does it say?
"Boss, I've got to leave by 10.00pm or else the wife will beat me up.
If you don't believe me I'll show you the bruise I've got from when we
were late home from the Millwall game."
Ian Lay (again)
"Kenny Let Down as Luther and Graham back out of Three Degrees Revival
Band"
Matt Ballantine
After the shock resignation of Anthea Turner from the Midweek Lottery Draw,
ex-Watford FC coach Kenny Jackett is drafted in as a last minute
replacement. When interviewed Kenny said, "Well, I'm reknowned for my draws on
the football field, so I consider myself the ideal replacement!"
Jon Anning
After another couple of sherries, Gladys thought it might either be Glenn Hoddle
holding a Mars bar or Rolf Harris scratching his beard. But why did he keep
going on about that long unbeaten run?
Andy Barnard
"Okay, which of you cheeky buggers who sponsor Stuart Slater put super
glue on my microphone. Come on, own up... or else... or else he's in
the reserves for the next 4 weeks!"
or
"The last time I did anything like this was at Bailey's..... I seem to
remember being in a dress that time though."
Ian Lay
"...and on my right you can see a sample of material to be used in the new 'lower key' home strip!"
John Southern
'Take that Craig Ramage. No, seriously, I wish somebody would...'. Having entertained the crowd
with his now-traditional gangsta rap medley (the version of Ice Cube's "The Wrong Nigga To F*** Wit" went down
a storm), KJ launches into his sensational comedy routine.
ig
Kenny suddenly realises that his joke about Mother Teresa, Colin Simpson and a cucumber wasn't the best course of action....
or
"My next song is a tribute to the that daddy of jazz, Jack Petchey. With my good friend Colin Simpson on double bass and Devon 'fingers' White on sax, it goes a little something like this......"
Simon Devon