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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
Editorials:
Having the GTs
By Tim Tweddell
 
A bigtime reporter, wearing a string-tie and knowing the closing-time of every pub in Kensington, and who sits at a lavish writing-table, knows all about speaking-trumpets, believe me.

Dog-tired after a jogtrot round Orpington, this ragtag pig-tailed loser still has the strength to get out his wedding-tackle and give Mrs. Millington a seeing-to, without needing breathing-time.

Dive full-length in your Wellingtons, get out the measuring-tape and curling-tongs, and it Spring-time in Washington.

His long-term goals are to avoid getting parking-tickets, winning at vingt-et-un, and being the first Bog-trotter elected to the Lagthing.