MOST INTELLIGENT REPLY TO A SUGGESTION HEARD IN THE NORTH STAND
'Sod off' (Kingsley Roberts in reply to the above, home to Sheffield Utd)

EX-WATFORD PLAYER WITH THE MOST HAIR GEL
Dean Holdsworth, Sheffield Wednesday vs Wimbledon (OK, I was bored)

MOST STUPID PLACE TO PARK AT AN AWAY GROUND
In the official Scarboro car park, costing two quid, when everyone else parked for free in the B&Q just opposite the ground.

MOST ORIGINAL NAME FOR A FOOTBALL GROUND
McCain Stadium, Scarborough (McCain as in Oven Chips)

LONGEST DRIVE TO AN AWAY GAME
Scarborough

COLDEST AWAY GAME
Scarborough

WORST AWAY FACILITIES
Scarborough

SMALLEST AWAY TOILETS
Scarborough

SMALLEST HOME CROWD AT AN AWAY GAME
Scarborough (nearly as many as Southend managed, though - Ed)

TIME I WAS MOST PROUD TO BE A WATFORD FAN AT AN AWAY GAME
When the supporters coaches disembarked outside the ground at (you guessed it) Scarborough

TIME I WAS MOST ASHAMED TO BE A WATFORD FAN AT AN AWAY GAME
When there was trouble on the terraces at Scarborough

ANOTHER CATEGORY OF WHICH THE WINNER IS SCARBOROUGH
Scarborough

WORST AWAY PERFORMANCE
Not Scarborough but the Junior Hornets Relay team away to Portsmouth (the Junior Hornets should get their cheque book out and buy a decent runner)

STRANGEST SONG HEARD IN THE NORTH STAND
'Reach Up' by Perfecto Allstarz, home to Bristol City. Will someone tell me the significance of it please?

BEST SET OF AWAY FANS TO COME TO THE VIC
Wolves, for being so many, losing to a last minute goal and allowing us to chant 'Stayed on the M1, you should have stayed on the M1' at the end.

WORST SET OF AWAY FANS
Luton, for living

MOST FRUSTRATING CHANT HEARD AT HOME
'4-2, we beat the scum 4-2, we beat the scum 4-2' (I don't think I need explain this one)

PERSONAL HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON
When Craig Ramage looked at me and said 'Alright' at the pre-match warmup at Scarborough (don't worry I won't mention it again)

BEST MATCH OF THE SEASON
After much thought and deliberation....home to Port Vale, as
a)We won
b)It was a bloody good game of football
c)That own goal!!
d)That last minute winner!!
e)It was the perfect way to end the year
f)Kingsley and I had sat in the same spot as for the Luton game, now at last we had exorcised the fear of sitting there and condemning the Golden Boys to a crap performance
g)It was the return of Nigel Gibbs

GAME THAT MOST HAS 'DON'T COME THIS WILL BE CRAP' WRITTEN OVER IT
Any game I go to from now to the end of the season

GAME I KNEW WE'D LOSE BEFORE I EVEN GOT THERE
Away to Stoke, because I'd made a special effort to get there and I'd dragged my non-Watford supporting friend along too