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05/06: Preview: Wolverhampton Wanderers
Census
The results of a survey of 49 Wolves fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:37
Playoffs:11
Top half:0
Middle:0
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
2nd (3rd Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 3rd)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Wolves      	- 	-  	-
2  (10)	Ipswich 	13 	0 	13  
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3  (-)	Norwich 	13 	6 	7 
4  (-)	Sheff Wed 	6 	0 	6 
5  (-)	Crystal Palace 	8 	4 	4
6  (10)	Derby 		6 	2 	4 
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7  (-)	Hull 		5 	1 	4  
   (5)	QPR 		5 	1 	4  
9  (4)	Crewe 		4 	3 	1 
10 (8)	Preston 	2 	1 	1 
11 (14)	Burnley 	1 	0 	1 
12 (10)	Watford 	2 	2 	0 
13 (-)	Luton 		0 	2 	-2 
14 (9)	Plymouth 	0 	4 	-4 
   (16)	Reading 	0 	4 	-4 
16 (19)	Brighton 	3 	8 	-5 
17 (18)	Coventry 	0 	6 	-6 
18 (24)	Leeds 		5 	15 	-10 
19 (6)	Sheff Utd 	3 	13 	-10 
   (21)	Cardiff 	3 	13 	-10 
21 (20)	Stoke 		0 	11 	-11  
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22 (-)	Southampton 	2 	15 	-13 
23 (22)	Millwall 	0 	16 	-16 
24 (23)	Leicester 	2 	20 	-18

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Inigo Idiakez (28% votes)
(Last Season: Michael Carrick)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Jody Craddock (27% votes)
(Last Season: Jody Craddock)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Matt
Murray
Jackie
McNamara		 Joleon
Lescott		 Jody
Craddock		 Lee
Naylor
Rohan
Ricketts		 Seyi
Olofinjana		 Paul
Ince		 Seol
Ki-Hyeon
  Carl
Cort		 Kenny
Miller		  

Five survivors from last season's selection.
Michael Oakes was the most popular replacement for the injured Matt Murray.

World Cup or Promotion?:
18% say World Cup (21st most patriotic supporters)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Glenn Hoddle

Other insightful nominations:
Alec Baldwin, Bruce Willis, Clive Owen, Edward Norton, Julien Jones, Martin Kemp, Noddy Holder, Robert Powell, Vince Vaughan

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Not a subject for government intervention14
Ban 'em11
Can be grown under licence8
Should be encouraged where appropriate8
Ought to be compulsory6

Second most supportive of beard enforcement, third strongest support for non-intervention, second lowest support for licensing

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
40% answer correctly (6th most knowledgable supporters)

22% confess to cheating (16th biggest cheats) of whom 4 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Dudley, Cocaine, Wolverhampton, Quato, Llandudno

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Just Right17
Strangely Lumpy16
Custard10
Cold Water3
Dry Paste3

Which is best, mud or dust?:
72% say Mud (19th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
36% say Yes (Least enthusiastic)