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05/06: Preview: Watford
Census
The
results of a survey of 397 Watford fans
Where will you finish?
| Straight up: | 10 |
| Playoffs: | 23 |
| Top half: | 61 |
| Middle: | 98 |
| Bottom half: | 113 |
| Going dahn: | 92 |
Mean prediction:
16th (21st Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 13th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Watford - - -
2 (3) Ipswich 117 6 111
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3 (2) Crewe 93 11 82
4 (-) Norwich 86 9 77
5 (-) Southampton 87 15 72
6 (-) Hull 50 9 41
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7 (10) Preston 39 2 37
8 (4) Plymouth 28 7 21
9 (5) Brighton 43 26 17
10 (17) Derby 19 6 13
11 (-) Sheff Wed 22 11 11
12 (14) Reading 18 14 4
13 (13) Coventry 6 7 -1
14 (16) Leicester 6 14 -8
15 (-) Crystal Palace 38 48 -10
16 (12) Stoke 4 16 -12
17 (18) QPR 28 52 -24
18 (15) Sheff Utd 13 38 -25
19 (22) Leeds 25 57 -32
20 (24) Burnley 9 49 -40
21 (23) Wolves 18 86 -68
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22 (20) Cardiff 5 117 -112
23 (21) Millwall 1 135 -134
24 (-) Luton 1 449 -448
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (18% votes)
(Last Season: Lee Cook)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Chairman Graham Simpson (23% votes)
(Last Season: Neal Ardley)
What team should line up on August 6th?
James
Chambers |
Lloyd
Doyley |
Jay
DeMerit |
Sietes |
Paul
Devlin |
Brynjar
Gunnarsson |
Gavin
Mahon |
Anthony
McNamee |
Devlin, Mahon and (kinda) Gunnarsson survive from last season's selection.
Al Bangura the most popular replacement for the departed Brynjar Gunnarsson. Number of spellings of Brynjar Gunnarsson: 47 - can't wait until Toumani is a regular vote (not)
World Cup or Promotion?:
44% say World Cup (2nd most patriotic supporters)
Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
An Unknown
Other insightful nominations:
Hayley Joel Osment, Ashley from Coronation Street, Barry Chuckle, Chris Barrie, Christopher Ecclestone, Daniel Radcliffe, Graham Taylor, Gwynneth Paltrow, Hugh Grant, Nigel Gibbs, Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Josh Hartnett, Keanu Reeves, Kevin Spacey, Lee Evans, Macaulay Culkin, Mel Brookes, Mickey Mouse, Orlando Bloom, PeeWee Hermann, Perry Digweed, Ray Lewington, Ricky Gervais, Rowan Atkinson, Sean Bean, Steven Seagal, the Iraqi Information Minister, Woody Allen
In general, what's your opinion of beards?:
| Can be grown under licence | 101 |
| Ban 'em | 98 |
| Not a subject for government intervention | 82 |
| Should be encouraged where appropriate | 73 |
| Ought to be compulsory | 31 |
What is the capital of Ecuador? :
43% answer correctly (3rd most knowledgable supporters)
28% confess to cheating (5th biggest cheats) of whom 27 still answered incorrectly
Other original suggestions: I can't be bothered to Google this as the answer isn't Robbo-related, Papa New Guinea, Montevideo, Scarborough, Millmoor, near Purley?, Ulan Bator, when do we play them and is the club putting on a coach, Boacharga, Dunno but do they have any decent players?
If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
| Strangely Lumpy | 179 |
| Cold Water | 58 |
| Just Right | 53 |
| Custard | 50 |
| Dry Paste | 47 |
Watford deemed third most likely squad to concoct Dry Paste, third most likely to produce Cold Water
Which is best, mud or dust?:
80% say Mud (10th most pro-mud)
Is there really any need?:
56% say Yes (9th most enthusiastic)
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