05/06: Preview: Southampton
Census
The
results of a survey of 30 Southampton fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 18 |
Playoffs: | 7 |
Top half: | 4 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 1 |
Mean prediction:
4th (4th most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Southampton - - -
2 Norwich 12 0 12
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3 Reading 8 3 5
4 QPR 4 0 4
5 Sheff Wed 3 0 3
6 Brighton 5 3 2
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7 Ipswich 2 0 2
8 Crewe 1 0 1
9 Preston 0 0 0
10 Hull 2 3 -1
11 Derby 1 2 -1
Luton 1 2 -1
13 Coventry 0 3 -3
Leicester 0 3 -3
Sheff Utd 0 3 -3
Stoke 0 3 -3
Watford 0 3 -3
18 Millwall 3 7 -4
19 Burnley 0 5 -5
20 Wolves 3 9 -6
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21 Crystal Palace 2 8 -6
Plymouth 2 8 -6
23 Cardiff 0 11 -11
24 Leeds 2 14 -12
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (25% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Claus Lundekvam (36% votes)
What team should line up on August 6th?
Chris Baird |
Darren Powell |
Michael Svensson |
Danny Higginbotham |
David Prutton |
Nigel Quashie |
Dennis Wise |
Theo Walcott |
Brett Ormerod was the most popular alternative to the departed Peter Crouch. Claus Lundekvam was the preferred alternative to the injured Michael Svensson
World Cup or Promotion?:
21% say World Cup (18th most patriotic)
Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Lawrie McMenemy
Other insightful nominations:
Arnie, Bagpuss, Bill Tarney, Johnny Depp, Michael Peter, Rupert Lowe, Dudley Moore, Some Eastenders actor probably
In general, what's your opinion of beards?:
Ban 'em | 11 |
Not a subject for government intervention | 8 |
Can be grown under licence | 6 |
Ought to be compulsory | 2 |
Should be encouraged where appropriate | 1 |
Least in favour of beard encouragement
What is the capital of Ecuador? :
60% answer correctly (Most knowledgable supporters)
27% confess to cheating (8th biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly
Other original suggestions: El Gracko, Ihatedelgadoville
If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
Strangely Lumpy | 14 |
Just Right | 5 |
Custard | 4 |
Cold Water | 4 |
Dry Paste | 2 |
Which is best, mud or dust?:
62% say Mud (Least pro-mud)
Is there really any need?:
57% say Yes (8th most enthusiastic)
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