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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Sheffield Wednesday
Census
The results of a survey of 55 Wednesday fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:2
Top half:8
Middle:22
Bottom half:21
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
14th (19th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1     	Sheff Wed      	- 	-  	-
2 	Norwich 	19 	0 	19 
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3 	Wolves 		13 	1 	12 
4 	Ipswich 	11 	0 	11 
5 	Plymouth 	7 	0 	7 
6 	Crystal Palace 	6 	0 	6 
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7 	Derby 		7 	2 	5 
8 	Crewe 		5 	3 	2 
9 	Millwall 	2 	1 	1 
10	Preston 	1 	0 	1 
   	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
12 	Cardiff 	2 	2 	0  
   	Leicester 	2 	2 	0 
14 	Stoke 		0 	0 	0
15 	QPR 		1 	2 	-1 
   	Watford 	1 	2 	-1 
17 	Coventry 	0 	1 	-1 
18 	Stoke 		1 	3 	-2 
19 	Luton 		2 	7 	-5 
20 	Brighton 	1 	10 	-9 
21 	Southampton 	5 	15 	-10 
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22 	Hull 		6 	21 	-15 
23 	Leeds 		3 	40 	-37 
24 	Sheff Utd 	0 	52 	-52

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Andy Johnson (33% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Lee Peacock (20% votes)

What team should line up on August 6th?

David
Lucas
Lee
Bullen
Graeme
Coughlan
Graeme
Lee
Paul
Heckingbottom
Jon-Paul
McGovern
Burton
O'Brien
Glenn
Whelan
Chris
Brunt
  Adam
Proudlock
Steve
MacLean
 

Richie Partridge was the most popular alternative to the injured Jon-Paul McGovern

World Cup or Promotion?:
24% say World Cup (14th most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Sean Connery

Other insightful nominations:
Barry Fry, Big Ron, Danny Dyer, Eric Cantona, Harrison Ford, Paul Sturrock, Rik Mayall, Steve McQueen, Vinnie Jones

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Can be grown under licence17
Ban 'em14
Not a subject for government intervention9
Ought to be compulsory8
Should be encouraged where appropriate7

Third most in favour of Compulsory beards

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
25% answer correctly (20th most knowledgable supporters)

22% confess to cheating (Biggest cheats) of whom 3 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Bristol, La Paz, Gwatemala, Mick Lecton

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy23
Just Right19
Custard6
Dry Paste5
Cold Water2

Which is best, mud or dust?:
87% say Mud (3rd most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
42% say Yes (Second least enthusiastic)