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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Queens Park Rangers
Census
The results of a survey of 31 QPR fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:17
Top half:9
Middle:3
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
7th (12th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 12th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	QPR       	- 	-  	-
2  (6)	Ipswich 	10 	1 	9    
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3  (14)	Derby 		8 	0 	8 
4  (-)	Norwich 	7 	0 	7 
   (2)	Plymouth 	7 	0 	7 
6  (5)	Wolves 		5 	2 	3    
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7  (-)	Southampton 	4 	2 	2 
8  (-)	Hull 		3 	1 	2 
9  (18)	Crewe 		2 	0 	2 
   (16)	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
11 (-)	Crystal Palace 	3 	2 	1 
12 (20)	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
   (11)	Sheff Utd 	1 	0 	1 
14 (9)	Leicester 	1 	1 	0 
   (13)	Watford 	1 	1 	0 
16 (12)	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
17 (-)	Sheff Wed 	1 	2 	-1 
18 (18)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
19 (10)	Stoke 		0 	3 	-3 
20 (23)	Leeds 		1 	7 	-6 
21 (14)	Millwall 	0 	7 	-7   
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22 (22)	Brighton 	0 	12 	-12 
23 (-)	Luton 		1 	20 	-19 
24 (24)	Cardiff 	0 	28 	-28

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Peter Crouch (27% votes)
(Last Season: Lee Camp / Michael Dawson)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Georges Santos (26% votes) - awarded this honour by Ipswich last year
(Last Season: Arthur Gnohere)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Simon
Royce
Marcus
Bignot		 Dan
Shittu		 Ian
Evatt		 Matthew
Rose
Martin
Rowlands		 Marc
Bircham		 Tommy
Doherty		 Lee
Cook
  Paul
Furlong		 Dean
Sturridge		  

Six survive from last season's selection.

World Cup or Promotion?:
19% say World Cup (19th most patriotic supporters)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Ian Holloway / Anthony Serkis

Other insightful nominations:
Ben Kingsley, Bill Bailey, Daniel Craig, Keith from the Prodigy, Ricky Gervais, Will Ferrell

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Can be grown under licence18
Not a subject for government intervention5
Ban 'em3
Should be encouraged where appropriate2
Ought to be compulsory2

Supporters most in favour of licensing, least in favour of banning

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
32% answer correctly (16th most knowledgable supporters)

19% confess to cheating (18th biggest cheats) of whom 1 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Ecuador has no capital, Lee Cook, Florida, Guatemala

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy15
Just Right10
Custard4
Dry Paste1
Cold Water0

QPR deemed least likely squad to produce cold water

Which is best, mud or dust?:
86% say Mud (5th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
65% say Yes (2nd most enthusiastic)