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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Plymouth Argyle
Census
The results of a survey of 31 Argyle fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:0
Top half:7
Middle:19
Bottom half:4
Going dahn:1

Mean prediction:
14th (18th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 11th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Plymouth  	- 	-  	-
2  (-)	Norwich 	14 	0 	14   
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3  (-)	Sheff Wed 	9 	1 	8 
4  (-)	Crystal Palace 	6 	0 	6 
   (5)	Ipswich 	6 	0 	6 
6  (15)	Preston 	5 	0 	5 
   (3)	Wolves 		5 	0 	5   
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8  (-)	Hull 		3 	1 	2 
   (4)	Sheff Utd 	3 	1 	2 
10 (12)	Derby 		2 	0 	2 
11 (2)	QPR 		3 	2 	1 
12 (21)	Millwall 	2 	1 	1 
13 (7)	Reading 	1 	0 	1
14 (14)	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
   (17)	Leicester 	0 	0 	0 
16 (7)	Crewe 		1 	2 	-1 
17 (7)	Stoke 		0 	1 	-1 
18 (23)	Leeds 		1 	3 	-2 
19 (10)	Watford 	0 	3 	-3 
20 (20)	Brighton 	0 	4 	-4 
21 (21)	Cardiff 	0 	14 	-14  
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22 (-)	Southampton 	0 	15 	-15 
23 (24)	Burnley 	0 	19 	-19 
24 (-)	Luton 		0 	23 	-23

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton / Andy Johnson (each 28% votes)
(Last Season: Rob Earnshaw)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Mickey Evans (25% votes)
(Last Season: None)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Romain
Larrieu
Anthony
Barness
Hasney
Aljofree
Mathias
Doumbe
Rufus
Brevett
David
Norris
Akos
Buzsacky
Paul
Wotton
Bojan
Djordjic
  Nick
Chadwick
Scott
Taylor
 

Larrieu, Doumbe and Norris survive from last season's selection.

World Cup or Promotion?:
27% say World Cup (11th most patriotic supporters)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Danny de Vito / Sean Connery

Other insightful nominations:
Dennis Hopper, Gordon Kaye, Jack Nicholson, Meatloaf, Oliver Hardy, Paul Gambaccini, Robbie Coltrane, Barry from Eastenders

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Ban 'em12
Can be grown under licence7
Not a subject for government intervention4
Should be encouraged where appropriate4
Ought to be compulsory3

Second least supportive of "not a subject for government intervention", third most in favour of banning

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
35% answer correctly (14th most knowledgable supporters)

26% confess to cheating (9th biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: A big city where the government resides, "lived there last year. Take a cab after 6 pm, and take a pee on either side of the equator"

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy12
Just Right7
Custard6
Cold Water3
Dry Paste1

Which is best, mud or dust?:
72% say Mud (17th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
48% say Yes (19th most enthusiastic)