05/06: Preview: Crystal Palace
Census
The
results of a survey of 65 Palace fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 55 |
Playoffs: | 9 |
Top half: | 1 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
2nd (Most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Crystal Palace - - -
2 Ipswich 25 1 24
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3 Reading 17 3 14
4 Preston 9 0 9
5 Norwich 12 4 8
6 Hull 6 0 6
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7 Watford 6 2 4
8 Crewe 5 2 3
9 Coventry 4 1 3
10 QPR 5 3 2
11 Leeds 7 6 1
12 Wolves 6 5 1
13 Luton 5 4 1
14 Derby 2 1 1
15 Plymouth 1 1 0
Sheff Wed 1 1 0
17 Leicester 0 1 -1
Stoke 0 1 -1
19 Burnley 0 2 -2
20 Sheff Utd 1 8 -7
21 Cardiff 0 8 -8
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22 Southampton 2 24 -22
23 Millwall 0 56 -56
24 Brighton 0 61 -61
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (28% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Danny Granville (38% votes)
What team should line up on August 6th?
Emmerson Boyce |
Darren Ward |
Fitz Hall |
Danny Granville |
Jobi McAnuff |
Michael Hughes |
Aki Riihilahti |
Joonas Kolkka |
World Cup or Promotion?:
18% say World Cup (3rd least patriotic)
Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Brad Pitt / Mr.Incredible
Other insightful nominations:
A young Gene Hackman, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Bobby Davro, Dolph Lundgren, Gerard Dépardieu, Groucho Marx, John Merrick, Martin Clunes, Shrek, Steve Buscemi, Timothy Dalton, Vinny Jones, Willem Dafoe, Freddie Krueger
In general, what's your opinion of beards?:
Can be grown under licence | 19 |
Ban 'em | 15 |
Not a subject for government intervention | 12 |
Should be encouraged where appropriate | 12 |
Ought to be compulsory | 3 |
What is the capital of Ecuador? :
28% answer correctly (19th most knowledgable supporters)
17% confess to cheating (Third most honest) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly
Other original suggestions: Ivan Kaviedes, Quioto, Barcelona, Centrale, Barnet
If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
Just Right | 27 |
Strangely Lumpy | 23 |
Cold Water | 6 |
Custard | 5 |
Dry Paste | 1 |
Palace thought least likely squad to come up with Dry Paste
Which is best, mud or dust?:
82% say Mud (8th most pro-mud)
Is there really any need?:
51% say Yes (17th most enthusiastic)
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