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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Norwich City
Census
The results of a survey of 53 Norwich fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:41
Playoffs:10
Top half:2
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
2nd (2nd most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1     	Norwich        	- 	-  	-
2 	Crewe 		28 	0 	28 
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3 	Preston 	12 	0 	12 
4 	Reading 	7 	0 	7 
5 	Derby 		5 	0 	5 
6 	Plymouth 	4 	0 	4 
  	QPR 		4 	0 	4 
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8 	Sheff Wed 	3 	0 	3 
9 	Leeds 		6 	4 	2 
10	Hull 		3 	1 	2 
  	Watford 	3 	1 	2 
12	Luton 		4 	3 	1 
13	Brighton 	3 	2 	1 
14	Stoke 		1 	0 	1 
15	Leicester 	4 	4 	0 
16 	Burnley 	1 	1 	0 
17 	Coventry 	1 	2 	-1 
18 	Sheff Utd 	1 	4 	-3 
19 	Cardiff 	0 	5 	-5 
20 	Millwall 	1 	9 	-8 
21 	Southampton 	2 	12 	-10 
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22 	Crystal Palace 	5 	22 	-17 
23 	Wolves 		2 	34 	-32 
24 	Ipswich 	0 	54 	-54

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Steve Sidwell (15% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Craig Fleming (45% votes)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Robert
Green
Matthieu
Louis-Jean
Jason
Shackell
Gary
Doherty
Adam
Drury
Paul
McVeigh
Youssef
Safri
Damien
Francis
Darren
Huckerby
  Dean
Ashton
Leon
McKenzie
 

World Cup or Promotion?:
18% say World Cup (20th most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Ricky Tomlinson

Other insightful nominations:
Al Gore, Colin Farrell, Dustin Hoffman, Kenneth Branagh, Paulie from the Sopranos, Tom Hanks, Will Smith

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Not a subject for government intervention18
Can be grown under licence15
Ban 'em12
Should be encouraged where appropriate3
Ought to be compulsory1

Second least in favour of compulsory beards, second least in favour of encouragement, most in favour of non-intervention

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
40% answer correctly (8th most knowledgable supporters)

17% confess to cheating (21st biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: La Paz (5 times), Jimmy Saville, Euston

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Just Right24
Strangely Lumpy11
Custard7
Cold Water4
Dry Paste3

Norwich thought least likely squad to get it Strangely Lumpy, second most likely to get it just right

Which is best, mud or dust?:
70% say Mud (3rd least pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
62% say Yes (3rd most enthusiastic)