05/06: Preview: Norwich City
Census
The
results of a survey of 53 Norwich fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 41 |
Playoffs: | 10 |
Top half: | 2 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
2nd (2nd most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Norwich - - -
2 Crewe 28 0 28
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3 Preston 12 0 12
4 Reading 7 0 7
5 Derby 5 0 5
6 Plymouth 4 0 4
QPR 4 0 4
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8 Sheff Wed 3 0 3
9 Leeds 6 4 2
10 Hull 3 1 2
Watford 3 1 2
12 Luton 4 3 1
13 Brighton 3 2 1
14 Stoke 1 0 1
15 Leicester 4 4 0
16 Burnley 1 1 0
17 Coventry 1 2 -1
18 Sheff Utd 1 4 -3
19 Cardiff 0 5 -5
20 Millwall 1 9 -8
21 Southampton 2 12 -10
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22 Crystal Palace 5 22 -17
23 Wolves 2 34 -32
24 Ipswich 0 54 -54
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Steve Sidwell (15% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Craig Fleming (45% votes)
What team should line up on August 6th?
Matthieu Louis-Jean |
Jason Shackell |
Gary Doherty |
Adam Drury |
Paul McVeigh |
Youssef Safri |
Damien Francis |
Darren Huckerby |
World Cup or Promotion?:
18% say World Cup (20th most patriotic)
Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Ricky Tomlinson
Other insightful nominations:
Al Gore, Colin Farrell, Dustin Hoffman, Kenneth Branagh, Paulie from the Sopranos, Tom Hanks, Will Smith
In general, what's your opinion of beards?:
Not a subject for government intervention | 18 |
Can be grown under licence | 15 |
Ban 'em | 12 |
Should be encouraged where appropriate | 3 |
Ought to be compulsory | 1 |
Second least in favour of compulsory beards, second least in favour of encouragement, most in favour of non-intervention
What is the capital of Ecuador? :
40% answer correctly (8th most knowledgable supporters)
17% confess to cheating (21st biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly
Other original suggestions: La Paz (5 times), Jimmy Saville, Euston
If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
Just Right | 24 |
Strangely Lumpy | 11 |
Custard | 7 |
Cold Water | 4 |
Dry Paste | 3 |
Norwich thought least likely squad to get it Strangely Lumpy, second most likely to get it just right
Which is best, mud or dust?:
70% say Mud (3rd least pro-mud)
Is there really any need?:
62% say Yes (3rd most enthusiastic)
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