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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Millwall
Census
The results of a survey of 45 Millwall fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:5
Playoffs:0
Top half:4
Middle:16
Bottom half:15
Going dahn:5

Mean prediction:
15th (20th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 8th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Millwall 	- 	-  	-
2  (2)	Crewe 		11 	0 	11   
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3  (-)	Norwich 	10 	0 	10 
4  (9)	Ipswich 	9 	2 	7 
5  (12)	Preston 	5 	0 	5 
6  (18)	Brighton 	7 	3 	4   
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7  (-)	Southampton 	6 	3 	3 
8  (-)	Hull 		3 	0 	3 
9  (9)	Sheff Utd 	4 	2 	2 
10 (2)	Plymouth 	3 	1 	2 
   (15)	Watford 	3 	1 	2 
12 (13)	Coventry 	2 	0 	2 
   (-)	Sheff Wed 	2 	0 	2 
14 (13)	Derby 		1 	0 	1 
15 (19)	Burnley 	4 	4 	0 
16 (6)	QPR 		1 	1 	0 
17 (8)	Leicester 	1 	2 	-1 
18 (6)	Wolves 		4 	6 	-2 
19 (16)	Reading 	0 	4 	-4 
   (16)	Stoke 		0 	4 	-4 
21 (-)	Luton 		0 	7 	-7  
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22 (20)	Leeds 		5 	22 	-17 
23 (22)	Cardiff 	0 	20 	-20 
24 (-)	Crystal Palace 	0 	53 	-53

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (19% votes)
(Last Season: Rob Earnshaw)

Who is the club's weakest link?
"The Chairman" (18% votes) (could include votes for different chairmen...)
(Last Season: Chairman Theo Paphitis)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Andy
Marshall
Alan
Dunne		 Matt
Lawrence		 Paul
Robinson		 Tony
Craig
Sammy
Igoe		 Dave
Livermore		 Marvin
Elliott		 Josh
Simpson
  Barry
Hayles		 Ben
May		  

Elliott, Livermore and Lawrence survive from last season's selection.

World Cup or Promotion?:
25% say World Cup (12th most patriotic supporters)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Joe Pesci / Graham Norton / Kevin Spacey

Other insightful nominations:
A Tramp, Clint Eastwood, Bob Hoskins, Charlie Chaplin, David Walliams, Eddie Izzard, Harry Hill, Lee Evans, Michael Berryman, Michael Caine, Nick Nolte, William H Macy

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Ban 'em21
Not a subject for government intervention8
Can be grown under licence7
Should be encouraged where appropriate5
Ought to be compulsory1

Supporters third least in favour of compulsory beards, third least in favour of licensing, second most supportive of banning

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
31% answer correctly (17th most knowledgable supporters)

16% confess to cheating (2nd most honest) of whom 4 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Brian, Santiago is Chile - is that close enough?, Streatham

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy22
Cold Water9
Custard5
Just Right4
Dry Paste3

Third least likely to get it Just Right, most likely to produce Cold Water

Which is best, mud or dust?:
84% say Mud (6th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
58% say Yes (7th most enthusiastic)