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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Luton Town
Census
The results of a survey of 26 Luton fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:4
Top half:6
Middle:12
Bottom half:3
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
12th (15th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1     	Luton          	- 	-  	-
2 	Norwich 	9 	1 	8    
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3 	Ipswich 	7 	1 	6 
4 	Crystal Palace 	6 	0 	6 
5 	Crewe 		5 	0 	5 
6 	Coventry 	4 	0 	4    
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7 	Derby 		3 	0 	3	 
  	Wolves 		3 	0 	3 
9 	Sheff Utd 	2 	0 	2 
10 	Preston 	1 	0 	1 
   	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
12 	Leeds 		2 	2 	0
13 	Burnley 	0 	0 	0
   	Stoke 		0 	0 	0 
15 	Leicester 	1 	1 	0 
   	Southampton 	1 	1 	0 
17 	Brighton 	1 	2 	-1 
18 	Sheff Wed 	0 	2 	-2 
19 	Plymouth 	1 	5 	-4 
20 	Cardiff 	0 	5 	-5 
21 	Millwall 	1 	7 	-6   
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22 	QPR 		0 	8 	-8 
23 	Hull 		0 	9 	-9 
24 	Watford 	1 	34 	-33 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (26% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Dino Seremet (22% votes)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Marlon
Beresford
Kevin
Foley
Chris
Coyne
Curtis
Davies
Sol
Davis
Carlos
Edwards
Kevin
Nicholls
Steve
Robinson
Paul
Underwood
  Rowan
Vine
Steve
Howard
 

World Cup or Promotion?:
40% say World Cup (3rd most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Mike Newell

Other insightful nominations:
Angelina Jolie, Charles Napier, David Schwimmer knowing our luck, Michael Madsen, "my brother", Leonardo di Caprio

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Ban 'em14
Not a subject for government intervention4
Can be grown under licence3
Should be encouraged where appropriate2
Ought to be compulsory1

Most in favour of banning beards, least in favour of licensing

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
35% answer correctly (15th most knowledgable supporters)

23% confess to cheating (14th biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: El Paso, Rickmansworth, "Didn't Sash sing that song?", Stoke Goldington

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Just Right16
Strangely Lumpy6
Custard1
Dry Paste1
Cold Water0

Luton thought most likely squad to get it Just Right, least likely to generate Cold Water, second least likely to generate Custard, third least likely to get it Strangely Lumpy

Which is best, mud or dust?:
83% say Mud (7th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
50% say Yes (18th most enthusiastic)