05/06: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The
results of a survey of 31 Ipswich fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 7 |
Playoffs: | 15 |
Top half: | 9 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
5th (5th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 5th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Ipswich - - -
2 (4) Crewe 9 1 8
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3 (-) Hull 7 0 7
4 (11) Preston 6 0 6
5 (9) Derby 4 0 4
6 (20) Wolves 5 3 2
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7 (-) Crystal Palace 3 1 2
(7) Watford 3 1 2
9 (7) Brighton 2 1 1
(10) Plymouth 2 1 1
(3) QPR 2 1 1
(-) Sheff Wed 2 1 1
13 (17) Reading 1 0 1
14 (11) Coventry 1 1 0
(15) Leicester 1 1 0
(13) Stoke 1 1 0
17 (-) Luton 0 0 0
18 (-) Southampton 5 6 -1
19 (14) Burnley 1 2 -1
20 (21) Millwall 0 6 -6
(24) Sheff Utd 0 6 -6
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22 (16) Cardiff 1 8 -7
23 (23) Leeds 2 12 -10
24 (-) Norwich 0 40 -40
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (19% votes)
(Last Season: David Johnson)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Matt Richards (22% votes)
(Last Season: Georges Santos)
What team should line up on August 6th?
Fabian Wilnis |
Jason de Vos |
Richard Naylor |
Matt Richards |
Dean McDonald |
Kevin Horlock |
Jim Magilton |
Darren Currie |
Five survive from last season's selection.
World Cup or Promotion?:
40% say World Cup (3rd most patriotic)
Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Marlon Brando / Danny de Vito
Other insightful nominations:
Brian Blessed, Fat "Supersize Me" Guy, Jason Alexander, Harrison Ford, Jodie Foster, John Goodman, "Keira Knightley if we're lucky, Adrian Boothroyd if we're not", Mr Potato head from Toy Story, Ricky Tomlinson, Ronnie Barker, John Wayne
In general, what's your opinion of beards?:
Ban 'em | 9 |
Can be grown under licence | 8 |
Should be encouraged where appropriate | 5 |
Not a subject for government intervention | 5 |
Ought to be compulsory | 1 |
What is the capital of Ecuador? :
45% answer correctly (Second most knowledgable supporters)
23% confess to cheating (15th biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly
Other original suggestions: Peckham, San Salvidor, Sun City, Slough
If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?
Strangely Lumpy | 16 |
Just Right | 7 |
Custard | 3 |
Cold Water | 3 |
Dry Paste | 1 |
Which is best, mud or dust?:
70% say Mud (Third least pro-mud)
Is there really any need?:
45% say Yes (Third least enthusiastic)
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