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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The results of a survey of 31 Ipswich fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:7
Playoffs:15
Top half:9
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
5th (5th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 5th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Ipswich   	- 	-  	-
2  (4)	Crewe 		9 	1 	8   
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3  (-)	Hull 		7 	0 	7 
4  (11)	Preston 	6 	0 	6 
5  (9)	Derby 		4 	0 	4 
6  (20)	Wolves 		5 	3 	2   
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7  (-)	Crystal Palace 	3 	1 	2 
   (7)	Watford 	3 	1 	2 
9  (7)	Brighton 	2 	1 	1 
   (10)	Plymouth 	2 	1 	1 
   (3)	QPR 		2 	1 	1 
   (-)	Sheff Wed 	2 	1 	1 
13 (17)	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
14 (11)	Coventry 	1 	1 	0 
   (15)	Leicester 	1 	1 	0 
   (13)	Stoke 		1 	1 	0 
17 (-)	Luton 		0 	0 	0
18 (-)	Southampton 	5 	6 	-1 
19 (14)	Burnley 	1 	2 	-1 
20 (21)	Millwall 	0 	6 	-6 
   (24)	Sheff Utd 	0 	6 	-6   
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22 (16)	Cardiff 	1 	8 	-7 
23 (23)	Leeds 		2	12 	-10 
24 (-)	Norwich 	0 	40 	-40

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Dean Ashton (19% votes)
(Last Season: David Johnson)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Matt Richards (22% votes)
(Last Season: Georges Santos)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Lewis
Price
Fabian
Wilnis		 Jason
de Vos		 Richard
Naylor		 Matt
Richards
Dean
McDonald		 Kevin
Horlock		 Jim
Magilton		 Darren
Currie
  Sam
Parkin		 Nicky
Forster		  

Five survive from last season's selection.

World Cup or Promotion?:
40% say World Cup (3rd most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Marlon Brando / Danny de Vito

Other insightful nominations:
Brian Blessed, Fat "Supersize Me" Guy, Jason Alexander, Harrison Ford, Jodie Foster, John Goodman, "Keira Knightley if we're lucky, Adrian Boothroyd if we're not", Mr Potato head from Toy Story, Ricky Tomlinson, Ronnie Barker, John Wayne

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Ban 'em9
Can be grown under licence8
Should be encouraged where appropriate5
Not a subject for government intervention5
Ought to be compulsory1

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
45% answer correctly (Second most knowledgable supporters)

23% confess to cheating (15th biggest cheats) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Peckham, San Salvidor, Sun City, Slough

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy16
Just Right7
Custard3
Cold Water3
Dry Paste1

Which is best, mud or dust?:
70% say Mud (Third least pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
45% say Yes (Third least enthusiastic)