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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Cardiff City
Census
The results of a survey of 28 Cardiff fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:0
Top half:4
Middle:11
Bottom half:9
Going dahn:4

Mean prediction:
17th (3rd Least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 8th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Cardiff   	- 	-  	-
2  (2)	Ipswich 	13 	0 	13 
   (-)	Norwich 	13 	0 	13  
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4  (-)	Crystal Palace 	5 	0 	5 
5  (-)	Southampton 	7 	3 	4 
6  (4)	QPR 		3 	0 	3  
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7  (18)	Derby 		2 	0 	2 
8  (-)	Sheff Wed 	2 	1 	1 
9  (12)	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
   (13)	Preston 	1 	0 	1 
   (15)	Sheff Utd 	1 	0 	1 
12 (7)	Leicester 	0 	0 	0
   (3)	Wolves 		0 	0 	0
14 (6)	Crewe 		2 	3 	-1 
15 (10)	Plymouth 	1 	2 	-1 
16 (14)	Reading 	0 	1 	-1 
   (17)	Watford 	0 	1 	-1 
18 (-)	Hull 		1 	3 	-2 
19 (21)	Burnley 	0 	2 	-2 
20 (-)	Luton 		1 	5 	-4 
21 (20)	Millwall 	1 	10 	-9  
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22 (22)	Brighton 	0 	14 	-14 
23 (24)	Leeds 		1 	17 	-16 
24 (23)	Stoke 		0 	19 	-19

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Anyone (12% votes)
(Last Season: Michael Carrick)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Sam Hammam (41% votes)
(Last Season: Rhys Weston)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Neil
Alexander
Rhys
Weston		 Neil
Cox		 Glenn
Loovens		 Chris
Barker
Neal
Ardley		 Jeff
Whitley		 Richard
Langley		 Paul
Parry
  Alan
Lee		 Cameron
Jerome		  

Only one survivor, Paul Parry, from last season's selection.

World Cup or Promotion?:
30% say World Cup (6th most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
No overall winner

Other insightful nominations:
Anthony Hopkins, Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Marlon Brando, Ray Winstead, Sam Hammam, Sylvester Stallone, Vin Diesel

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Can be grown under licence8
Should be encouraged where appropriate7
Ban 'em6
Not a subject for government intervention4
Ought to be compulsory2

Supporters most in favour of beard encouragement

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
36% answer correctly (12st most knowledgable supporters)

29% confess to cheating (4th biggest cheats) of whom 4 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Brazil, Millwall, Bogota

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy14
Custard5
Dry Paste4
Just Right2
Cold Water1

Cardiff thought third most likely squad to come up with something Strangely Lumpy, second least likely to get it just right, most likely to concoct Dry Paste

Which is best, mud or dust?:
81% say Mud (9th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
61% say Yes (5th most enthusiastic)