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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
05/06: Preview: Burnley
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Burnley fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:2
Top half:6
Middle:16
Bottom half:2
Going dahn:1

Mean prediction:
8th (13th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 15th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Burnley   	- 	-  	-
2  (11)	Wolves 		8 	0 	8 
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3  (-)	Crystal Palace 	7 	1 	6 
4  (-)	Hull 		6 	1 	5 
   (-)	Southampton 	6 	1 	5 
6  (-)	Norwich 	5 	1 	4 
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7  (5)	Ipswich 	3 	0 	3 
8  (13)	Derby 		2 	0 	2 
   (8)	QPR 		2 	0 	2 
10 (6)	Crewe 		3 	2 	1 
11 (7)	Leicester 	1 	0 	1 
12 (-)	Sheff Wed 	2 	2	0
13 (10)	Coventry 	0 	0	0
   (12)	Watford 	0 	0 	0  
15 (8)	Reading 	0 	1 	-1 
16 (15)	Plymouth 	1 	3 	-2 
17 (-)	Luton 		0 	2 	-2 
18 (17)	Brighton 	0 	4 	-4 
19 (20)	Millwall 	0 	5 	-5 
20 (13)	Stoke 		0 	6 	-6 
21 (21)	Sheff Utd 	1 	10 	-9 
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22 (24)	Preston 	3 	13 	-10 
23 (22)	Cardiff 	1 	13 	-12 
24 (23)	Leeds 		0 	19 	-19

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Peter Crouch (16% votes)
(Last Season: Andy Reid/David Johnson)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Graham Branch (33% votes)
(Last Season: Brian Jensen)

What team should line up on August 6th?

Danny
Coyne
Frank
Sinclair		 Wayne
Thomas		 John
McGreal		 Danny
Karbassiyoon
Wade
Elliott		 Micah
Hyde		 James
O'Connor		 Gareth
O'Connor
  Ade
Akinbiyi		 Gifton
Noel-Williams		  

Danny Coyne and John McGreal are the only survivors from last year's selection

World Cup or Promotion?:
22% say World Cup (16th most patriotic)

Who'd play your manager in a Hollywood Blockbuster:
Tom Cruise / Robert de Niro

Other insightful nominations:
Clint Eastwood, Colin Farrell, James Woods, Kevin Spacey, Lassie, Liam Neeson, Michael Madsen, Pierce Brosnan, Sharon Stone, Chris Waddle, Matt Damon, Paul Nicholas, Val Kilmer

In general, what's your opinion of beards?:

Can be grown under licence8
Not a subject for government intervention7
Ban 'em5
Should be encouraged where appropriate5
Ought to be compulsory2

Third most opposed to banning beards.

What is the capital of Ecuador? :
25% answer correctly (21st most knowledgable supporters)

14% confess to cheating (Most honest supporters) of whom 2 still answered incorrectly

Other original suggestions: Ascencion, France, San Andreas, Peru, Where's my pint?

If your players were given the task of making gravy as some kind of team-building exercise, how would it turn out?

Strangely Lumpy9
Just Right8
Custard7
Cold Water2
Dry Paste1

Burnley thought second most likely squad to come up with Custard

Which is best, mud or dust?:
78% say Mud (12th most pro-mud)

Is there really any need?:
54% say Yes (12th most enthusiastic)