04/05: Wolverhampton Wanderers
Census
The
results of a survey of 35 Wolves fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 21 |
Playoffs: | 14 |
Top half: | 0 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
3rd (2nd most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Wolves - - -
2 Nottm Forest 9 0 9
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3 Sunderland 9 2 7
4 Crewe 5 1 4
5 QPR 2 0 2
6 Sheff Utd 5 4 1
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7 Wigan 2 1 1
8 Preston 1 0 1
9 Plymouth 3 3 0
10 Derby 2 2 0
Ipswich 2 2 0
Rotherham 2 2 0
Watford 2 2 0
14 Burnley 1 1 0
15 West Ham 6 9 -3
16 Reading 1 4 -3
17 Gillingham 1 5 -4
18 Coventry 0 4 -4
19 Brighton 3 8 -5
20 Stoke 2 8 -6
21 Cardiff 2 9 -7
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22 Millwall 1 8 -7
23 Leicester 0 8 -8
24 Leeds 4 18 -14
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Carrick (29% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Jody Craddock (47% votes)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Mark Clyde |
Rob Edwards |
Joleon Lescott |
Lee Naylor |
Shaun Newton |
Colin Cameron |
Paul Ince |
Mark Kennedy |
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
45.7% say Yes (11th best memories)
48.6% say No
6% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 0
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 0
More interesting fare:
"There was a blind drawn down over the window between the cars which hadn't been down before as
he remembered"
"Twenty-five minutes into the film, Richard Dreyfus is sitting in his truck at the railroad crossing,
and is suddenly exposed to the blinding lights of a UFO; the experience is so intense he's literally
"blown out" of his seat"
"while punctures are now far rarer than they were, say thirty years ago,they remain one of the most
common problems, which afflict the motoring public"
"Interesting, isn't it, that professional news photographers have been swept aside by amateurs
in the last few weeks?"
Name Something Rubbish:
West Brom (34% of vote)
Other suggestions: American Football, Football Surveys, Stupid Websites trying to be Clever (Ooooooo - ed), Kevin Francis, Robbie Williams, Sandwell Town, Swiss Referees, The British Rail Network, VHS Tapes, War
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
17.1% say Yes (18th most knowledgable supporters)
45.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (3rd most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
71.9% say Yes (3rd least competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 16 |
Extra Cheese | 15 |
Olives | 7 |
Tuna | 5 |
Boiled Egg | 2 |
Strawberry | 2 |
Spinach | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 2 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 50.0% | (Emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 23.5% | (4th most deprived of sleep) |
Work | 20.6% | (Least most serious skivers) |
Household Chores | 5.9% | (17th most neglected washing-up) |
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