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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Wolverhampton Wanderers
Census
The results of a survey of 35 Wolves fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:21
Playoffs:14
Top half:0
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
3rd (2nd most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1     	Wolves       	-	-	-
2 	Nottm Forest 	9 	0 	9  
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3 	Sunderland 	9 	2 	7 
4 	Crewe 		5 	1 	4 
5 	QPR 		2 	0 	2 
6 	Sheff Utd 	5 	4 	1  
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7 	Wigan 		2 	1 	1 
8 	Preston 	1 	0 	1 
9 	Plymouth 	3 	3 	0 
10 	Derby 		2 	2 	0 
   	Ipswich 	2 	2 	0 
   	Rotherham 	2 	2 	0 
   	Watford 	2 	2 	0 
14 	Burnley 	1 	1 	0 
15 	West Ham 	6 	9 	-3 
16 	Reading 	1 	4 	-3 
17 	Gillingham 	1 	5 	-4 
18 	Coventry 	0 	4 	-4 
19 	Brighton 	3 	8 	-5 
20 	Stoke 		2 	8 	-6 
21 	Cardiff 	2 	9 	-7 
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22 	Millwall 	1 	8 	-7 
23 	Leicester 	0 	8 	-8 
24 	Leeds 		4 	18 	-14  

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Carrick (29% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Jody Craddock (47% votes)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Matt
Murray
Mark
Clyde
Rob
Edwards
Joleon
Lescott
Lee
Naylor
Shaun
Newton
Colin
Cameron
Paul
Ince
Mark
Kennedy
  Carl
Cort
Vio
Ganea
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
45.7% say Yes (11th best memories)
48.6% say No
6% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 0
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"There was a blind drawn down over the window between the cars which hadn't been down before as he remembered"

"Twenty-five minutes into the film, Richard Dreyfus is sitting in his truck at the railroad crossing, and is suddenly exposed to the blinding lights of a UFO; the experience is so intense he's literally "blown out" of his seat"

"while punctures are now far rarer than they were, say thirty years ago,they remain one of the most common problems, which afflict the motoring public"

"Interesting, isn't it, that professional news photographers have been swept aside by amateurs in the last few weeks?"

Name Something Rubbish:
West Brom (34% of vote)

Other suggestions: American Football, Football Surveys, Stupid Websites trying to be Clever (Ooooooo - ed), Kevin Francis, Robbie Williams, Sandwell Town, Swiss Referees, The British Rail Network, VHS Tapes, War

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
17.1% say Yes (18th most knowledgable supporters)

45.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (3rd most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
71.9% say Yes (3rd least competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni16
Extra Cheese15
Olives7
Tuna5
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry2
Spinach1
Don't like Pizza2

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Nothing, my conscience is clear50.0%(Emptiest lives)
Sleeping23.5%(4th most deprived of sleep)
Work20.6%(Least most serious skivers)
Household Chores5.9%(17th most neglected washing-up)