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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Wigan Athletic
Census
The results of a survey of 26 Wigan fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:12
Playoffs:12
Top half:2
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (5th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Wigan     	-	-	-
2  (3) 	Nottm Forest 	8 	0 	8       
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3  (4) 	Sunderland 	7 	0 	7 
4  (-)	Wolves 		6 	0 	6 
5  (4) 	Ipswich 	5 	0 	5 
6  (9) 	Sheff Utd 	5 	1 	4       
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7  (-)	QPR 		2 	0 	2 
8  (-)	Leicester 	2 	1 	1 
9  (10)	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
   (6) 	Rotherham 	1 	0 	1 
   (15)	Watford 	1 	0 	1
12 (10)	Derby 		0 	0 	0 
13 (17)	Gillingham 	2 	3 	-1 
14 (-) 	Brighton 	1 	2 	-1 
15 (-) 	Plymouth 	2 	4 	-2 
16 (22)	Cardiff 	0 	2 	-2 
   (10)	Reading 	0 	2 	-2 
18 (21)	Burnley 	0 	4 	-4 
   (14)	Crewe 		0 	4 	-4 
20 (19)	Millwall 	0 	5 	-5 
21 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	6 	-6       
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22 (24)	Stoke 		1 	11 	-10 
23 (23)	Preston 	2 	14 	-12 
24 (2) 	West Ham 	1 	17 	-16 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Dawson (23% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Nicky Eaden (46% votes)
(Last Season: Ged Brannan)

What team should line up on August 7th?

John
Filan
David
Wright
Matt
Jackson
Ian
Breckin
Leighton
Baines
Gary
Teale
Jimmy
Bullard
Per
Frandsen
Alan
Mahon
  Jason
Roberts
Nathan
Ellington
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
38.5% say Yes (6th worst memories)
50.0% say No
12% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 0
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"Break the power of wicked and evil men; punish them for the wrong they have done"

"Location! Location! Location! In this area you'll be just minutes from Charlott/Douglas Internation Airport"

"nobody goes to ASDA anymore because it is always packed"

"Mother mother, tell your children, that their time has just begun"

Name Something Rubbish:
Preston North End (20% of vote)

Other suggestions: Blueyonder Broadband (several votes...), Joe Royle, London, Microsoft, my ankle, Reggae music, Rugby Union, West Ham fans

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
28.0% say Yes (4th most knowledgable supporters)

32.0% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (18th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
84.0% say Yes (8th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni15
Extra Cheese10
Olives6
Strawberry3
Spinach2
Tuna2
Boiled Egg1
Don't like Pizza1

Biggest advocates of Strawberry... that's what rugby does to you...

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work42.3%(18th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear30.8%(14th emptiest lives)
Sleeping19.2%(5th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores7.7%(11th most neglected washing-up)