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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: West Ham United
Census
The results of a survey of 28 West Ham fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:12
Playoffs:12
Top half:4
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (3rd most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 2nd)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	West Ham  	-	-	-
2  (3) 	Ipswich 	7 	1 	6 
   (2) 	Nottm Forest 	7 	1 	6      
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4  (-)	QPR 		6 	0 	6 
5  (-)	Brighton 	5 	0 	5 
6  (6) 	Sunderland 	5 	1 	4      
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7  (15)	Crewe 		4 	0 	4 
8  (4) 	Watford 	5 	3 	2 
9  (-) 	Plymouth 	2 	0 	2 
10 (14)	Wigan 		2 	1 	1 
11 (11)	Preston 	1 	0 	1 
12 (-) 	Wolves 		4 	4 	0
13 (9) 	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
   (18)	Derby 		0 	0 	0
   (20)	Stoke 		0 	0 	0 
16 (18)	Rotherham 	1 	2 	-1 
17 (15)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
18 (-) 	Leicester 	1 	3 	-2 
19 (17)	Gillingham 	0 	3 	-3 
20 (8) 	Sheff Utd 	0 	5 	-5 
21 (23)	Cardiff 	0 	6 	-6      
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22 (7) 	Reading 	2 	10 	-8 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	16 	-16 
24 (24)	Millwall 	0 	24 	-24

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Dawson (27% votes)
(Last Season: Michael Brown)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Terry Brown - Chairman (48% votes)
(Last Season: Glenn Roeder)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Stephen
Bywater
Tomas
Repka		 Andy
Melville		 Christian
Dailly		 Rufus
Brevett
Jobi
McAnuff		 Steve
Lomas		 Nigel
Reo-Coker		 Matthew
Etherington
  David
Connolly		 Marlon
Harewood		  

Bobby Zamora was the most popular alternative to the departed David Connolly

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
30.8% say Yes (Worst memories)
57.7% say No
12% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"Independence Day, Belgium"

"...admit that i never read a book until my thirties,That is both sad and a crime"

"...would theorectically give their profile a big kick up the gary"

"An embarrassed silence fell over Lord's like an untidily draped tarpaulin"

Name Something Rubbish:
Millwall (19% of vote)

Other suggestions: Channel 4, Clown Pendants, Graham Poll, Kenilworth Road, Keown's Missus' Eyesight, Pop Idol, Paul Ince, Robbie Savage, Tennis, The Song "Build me up Buttercup", Vegetables

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
23.1% say Yes (8th most knowledgable supporters)

34.6% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (13th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
80.0% say Yes (18th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni19
Extra Cheese16
Olives9
Spinach8
Tuna3
Boiled Egg3
Strawberry2
Don't like Pizza2

Biggest advocates of Pepperoni and Spinach. Second biggest advocates of Olives

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work69.2%(Biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear11.5%(Least empty lives)
Household Chores11.5%(3rd most neglected washing-up)
Sleeping7.7%(4th least deprived of sleep)