Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 14
Management Twaddle: 5
Foreign Stuff: 9
Porn: 3

More interesting fare:
"Without warning a storm of howls broke out fierce and wild all about the camp"

"Ghosts are scary because nobody knows exactly what they are or if they exist. Follow these stages to draw this spooky phantom in an eerie graveyeard"

"Alan: Good Pump! (looks at name on credit card) F. Raphael. That's funny- I used to have a teacher at school called, er, Frank Raphael, yeah.'Sweaty Raphael' we used to call him. He had er, great big sweating stains under his armpits. I've just realised its you. How the devil are you?"

"The animals would still assemble on sunday mornings to salute the flag, sing beasts of england,and receive their orders for the week; but there would be no more debates"

"Kim Moon observed her husband's newest personality with a certain amount of anxiety, but concluded that Keith as Noel Coward was infinitely preferable to Keith as Hitler"

"'What the hell do you people want?' Web cried out"

"So those barbarians are in a hurry? They'll soon change their tune, by Jupitor"

"Going back to the Godzilla movies, sometimes the phrasing was so outratgeous that a serious exchange between actors became downright comedic"

"Granny was prepared to believe anything about City folk, but here she was on firmer ground"

Name Something Rubbish:
Luton Town (29% of vote)

Other suggestions: Ainsley Harriott, American Foreign Policy since 1957, Basura, Bobby Zamora, Boots Meal Deals, Call Centres, Cheap Bread, Citroen 2CV, Country & Western, Craig Ramage, Drum and Bass, Epaulettes, Eurosport, Franchise FC, Gary Lineker, Hallumi Cheese, Hemel Hempstead, ITV, Jamiroquai, Jonathan Ross, Living 100 miles from the Vic, Mayonnaise, Midget WFC teams coming out with the players in Euro2004, Mike Riley, My batting average, National Rail Timetable, our results against Gillingham, Packaging, Peugeot 307 door trims, Pritt Stick, Rail Privatisation, Registering to look at websites, Roger Willis, the second Stone Roses album, Stevie Wonder after 1975, the BNP, the book I've just picked up, the cult of celebrity, the government's attitude to special needs education, the lift in our office, the Matrix, those toys that come in Kinder eggs, Tomatoes, Trevor Francis, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, West Brom stewards. One wag also replied "thanks to you i now have a dog named "rubbish", i thought it was an order not a question"...

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.8% say Yes (9th most knowledgable supporters)

33.1% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (15th most musical supporters)