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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Sunderland
Census
The results of a survey of 99 Sunderland fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:77
Playoffs:20
Top half:2
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
2nd (Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Sunderland	-	-	-
2  (-)	Wolves 		24 	4 	20     
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3  (5) 	Crewe 		17 	0 	17 
4  (2) 	Nottm Forest 	18 	3 	15 
5  (3) 	Ipswich 	18 	4 	14 
6  (14)	Wigan 		10 	0 	10     
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7  (17)	Watford 	8 	1 	7 
8  (20)	Derby 		9 	4 	5 
9  (4) 	Sheff Utd 	10 	6 	4 
10 (-) 	Plymouth 	5 	1 	4 
11 (-) 	QPR 		9 	6 	3 
12 (10)	Rotherham 	4 	1 	3 
13 (14)	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
14 (-) 	Brighton 	3 	3 	0 
   (8) 	Burnley 	3 	3 	0 
16 (7) 	Reading 	2 	2 	0 
17 (18)	Stoke 		1 	4 	-3 
18 (11)	Gillingham 	1 	10	-9 
19 (19)	West Ham 	16 	29 	-13 
20 (-) 	Leicester 	5 	19 	-14 
21 (23)	Cardiff 	2 	23 	-21     
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22 (24)	Coventry 	3 	40 	-37 
23 (22)	Millwall 	1 	53 	-52 
24 (-) 	Leeds 		6 	84 	-78 
 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
David Connolly (33% votes) - (you're better off without, guys - ed)
(Last Season: David Connolly)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Bob Murray - Chairman (23% votes)
(Last Season: Michael Gray)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Mart
Poom
Stephen
Wright
Gary
Breen
Steve
Caldwell
George
McCartney
Matt
Piper
Carl
Robinson
Sean
Thornton
Julio
Arca
  Kevin
Kyle
Stephen
Elliott
 

John Oster was the most popular alternative to the injured Matt Piper

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
49.0% say Yes (7th best memories)
43.8% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 3
Management Twaddle: 3
Foreign Stuff: 5
Porn: 3

More interesting fare:
"Sandy Pratt is the godfather of Ibizan nightlife"

"Embracing South Africa, Swaziland and the southern reaches of Namibia and Zimbabwe, the Touring Atlas of Southern Africa captures the wonderful diversity of a land rich in history, culture, wildlife and natural beauty"

"You probably know that we are a 24 hour, 7 day a week business. To help us find the right position for you, please let us know the hours that best suit you..."

"Unbelieveably Stevenage pull one back, a goal which snaps everyone's wandering interest back"

Name Something Rubbish:
Newcastle United (29% of vote)

Other suggestions: Wife Swap, 95% of television, Bo Selecta, Dennis Wise, Football Agents, Insurance Adverts, Italian Orange Juice, Life, Michael Ricketts, Tattoos, The CD player on my hi-fi, the Champions' League, rave music, Working for pizza hut

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.0% say Yes (11th most knowledgable supporters)

34.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (11th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
81.1% say Yes (15th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese56
Pepperoni48
Olives19
Tuna18
Spinach12
Boiled Egg9
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza9

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work52.0%(10th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear28.6%(17th emptiest lives)
Sleeping15.3%(9th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores4.1%(19th most neglected washing-up)