04/05: Preview: Sunderland
Census
The
results of a survey of 99 Sunderland fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 77 |
Playoffs: | 20 |
Top half: | 2 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
2nd (Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 7th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Sunderland - - -
2 (-) Wolves 24 4 20
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3 (5) Crewe 17 0 17
4 (2) Nottm Forest 18 3 15
5 (3) Ipswich 18 4 14
6 (14) Wigan 10 0 10
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7 (17) Watford 8 1 7
8 (20) Derby 9 4 5
9 (4) Sheff Utd 10 6 4
10 (-) Plymouth 5 1 4
11 (-) QPR 9 6 3
12 (10) Rotherham 4 1 3
13 (14) Preston 2 0 2
14 (-) Brighton 3 3 0
(8) Burnley 3 3 0
16 (7) Reading 2 2 0
17 (18) Stoke 1 4 -3
18 (11) Gillingham 1 10 -9
19 (19) West Ham 16 29 -13
20 (-) Leicester 5 19 -14
21 (23) Cardiff 2 23 -21
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22 (24) Coventry 3 40 -37
23 (22) Millwall 1 53 -52
24 (-) Leeds 6 84 -78
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
David Connolly (33% votes) - (you're better off without, guys - ed)
(Last Season: David Connolly)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Bob Murray - Chairman (23% votes)
(Last Season: Michael Gray)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Stephen Wright |
Gary Breen |
Steve Caldwell |
George McCartney |
Matt Piper |
Carl Robinson |
Sean Thornton |
Julio Arca |
John Oster was the most popular alternative to the injured Matt Piper
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
49.0% say Yes (7th best memories)
43.8% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 3
Management Twaddle: 3
Foreign Stuff: 5
Porn: 3
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natural beauty"
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for you, please let us know the hours that best suit you..."
"Unbelieveably Stevenage pull one back, a goal which snaps everyone's wandering interest back"
Name Something Rubbish:
Newcastle United (29% of vote)
Other suggestions: Wife Swap, 95% of television, Bo Selecta, Dennis Wise, Football Agents, Insurance Adverts, Italian Orange Juice, Life, Michael Ricketts, Tattoos, The CD player on my hi-fi, the Champions' League, rave music, Working for pizza hut
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.0% say Yes (11th most knowledgable supporters)
34.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (11th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
81.1% say Yes (15th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese | 56 |
Pepperoni | 48 |
Olives | 19 |
Tuna | 18 |
Spinach | 12 |
Boiled Egg | 9 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 9 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 52.0% | (10th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 28.6% | (17th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 15.3% | (9th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 4.1% | (19th most neglected washing-up) |
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