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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The results of a survey of 32 Blades fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:12
Playoffs:18
Top half:2
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (4th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Sheff Utd       -	-	-
2  (4) 	Rotherham 	10 	3 	7   
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3  (-)	Plymouth 	7 	0 	7 
4  (5) 	West Ham 	8 	2 	6 
5  (2) 	Crewe 		5 	0 	5 
   (7) 	Wigan 		5 	0 	5   
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7  (-)	Brighton 	5 	1 	4 
8  (-)	QPR 		2 	0 	2 
9  (14)	Stoke 		1 	0 	1 
   (8) 	Watford 	1 	0 	1
11 (12)	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
   (9) 	Preston 	0 	0 	0
   (3) 	Reading 	0 	0 	0
14 (15)	Sunderland 	5 	6 	-1 
15 (16)	Derby 		1 	2 	-1 
16 (21)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
   (18)	Cardiff 	0 	1 	-1 
18 (10)	Gillingham 	0 	2 	-2 
   (17)	Millwall 	0 	2 	-2 
20 (-) 	Leicester 	4 	9 	-5 
21 (19)	Nottm Forest 	3 	10 	-7  
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22 (24)	Ipswich 	1 	10 	-9 
23 (-) 	Wolves 		2 	15	-13 
24 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	29 	-29 
 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Andy Reid (29% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Nick Montgomery (61% votes)
(Last Season: Carl Asaba)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Paddy
Kenny
Simon
Francis
Chris
Morgan
Phil
Jagielka
Alan
Wright
Andy
Liddell
Michael
Tonge
Alan
Quinn
Jon
Harley
  Barry
Hayles
Andy
Gray
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
60.0% say Yes (3rd best memories)
36.7% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"I want these young men chosen carefully and sent to oxford university"

"Put it this way, the grass hasn't been cut this"

"...in the saddle ahead of them. Lucien Buysse won again, and led..."

"The provisions of this Law, except Articles 8, 9, 35 and 36, apply only if the place of"

Name Something Rubbish:
Sheffield Wednesday (48% of vote)

Other suggestions: Egg, England Euro2004 team apart from Mr.Rooney, Fiat Seicento, John Inman, This Summer

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
3.2% say Yes (Least knowledgable supporters)

45.2% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (4th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
86.2% say Yes (3rd most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni20
Extra Cheese17
Tuna4
Spinach3
Olives2
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry2
Don't like Pizza1

Second biggest fans of Pepperoni

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work51.6%(11th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear29.0%(16th emptiest lives)
Sleeping9.7%(13th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores9.7%(5th most neglected washing-up)