04/05: Preview: Rotherham United
Census
The
results of a survey of 25 Rotherham fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 0 |
Playoffs: | 0 |
Top half: | 1 |
Middle: | 7 |
Bottom half: | 15 |
Going dahn: | 2 |
Mean prediction:
18th (3rd least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 13th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Rotherham - - -
2 (6) Crewe 10 1 9
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3 (3) West Ham 4 1 3
4 (11) Watford 3 1 2
5 (9) Wigan 2 0 2
6 (-) Wolves 4 3 1
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7 (5) Sunderland 3 2 1
8 (-) Plymouth 1 0 1
9 (2) Nottm Forest 3 3 0
10 (9) Coventry 1 1 0
(21) Reading 1 1 0
12 (-) Leicester 0 0 0
(11) Preston 0 0 0
14 (14) Gillingham 5 6 -1
15 (19) Millwall 2 3 -1
16 (-) QPR 0 1 -1
17 (11) Burnley 0 2 -2
(14) Stoke 0 2 -2
19 (7) Ipswich 2 5 -3
20 (23) Cardiff 0 3 -3
21 (-) Brighton 3 8 -5
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22 (20) Derby 1 7 -6
23 (-) Leeds 2 12 -10
24 (17) Sheff Utd 1 13 -12
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Carl Robinson (20% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Ken Booth - chairman (56% votes)
(Last Season: Ken Booth, now three in a row)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Robbie Stockdale |
Chris Swailes |
Phil Gilchrist |
Scott Minto |
Chris Sedgwick |
Paolo Vernazza |
Shaun Barker |
Andy Monkhouse |
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Martin Butler |
Michael Proctor |
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Will Hoskins was the most popular alternative to the injured Martin Butler
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
41.7% say Yes (16th best memories)
58.3% say No
None claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1
More interesting fare:
"Caution do not instert usb adaptor into the usb port of your computer until installation is finished"
"Coventry are f**k all, they've got a s**t team and s**t support"
"First of all, a serializable FileInfo structure is defined, whuch bundles together the"
"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood"
Name Something Rubbish:
Sheffield Wednesday (46% of vote)
Other suggestions: Daytime TV, getting Chesterfield in the first round of the Cup, Hangovers, Millmoor, Phil Neville, Surveys, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
16.7% say Yes (19th most knowledgable supporters)
37.5% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (9th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
91.3% say Yes (2nd most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 13 |
Extra Cheese | 13 |
Olives | 11 |
Tuna | 5 |
Spinach | 4 |
Boiled Egg | 1 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 2 |
Biggest fans of Olives
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 50.0% | (12th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 33.3% | (9th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 8.3% | (17th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 8.3% | (7th most neglected washing-up) |
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