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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Rotherham United
Census
The results of a survey of 25 Rotherham fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:0
Top half:1
Middle:7
Bottom half:15
Going dahn:2

Mean prediction:
18th (3rd least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 13th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Rotherham       -	-	-
2  (6) 	Crewe 		10 	1 	9  
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3  (3) 	West Ham 	4 	1 	3 
4  (11)	Watford 	3 	1 	2 
5  (9) 	Wigan 		2 	0 	2 
6  (-)	Wolves 		4 	3 	1  
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7  (5) 	Sunderland 	3 	2 	1 
8  (-)	Plymouth 	1 	0 	1 
9  (2) 	Nottm Forest 	3 	3 	0 
10 (9)	Coventry 	1 	1 	0 
   (21)	Reading 	1 	1 	0
12 (-) 	Leicester 	0 	0 	0
   (11)	Preston 	0 	0 	0
14 (14)	Gillingham 	5 	6 	-1 
15 (19)	Millwall 	2 	3 	-1 
16 (-) 	QPR 		0 	1 	-1 
17 (11)	Burnley 	0 	2 	-2 
   (14)	Stoke 		0 	2 	-2 
19 (7) 	Ipswich 	2 	5 	-3 
20 (23)	Cardiff 	0 	3 	-3 
21 (-) 	Brighton 	3 	8 	-5  
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22 (20)	Derby 		1 	7 	-6 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		2 	12 	-10 
24 (17)	Sheff Utd 	1 	13 	-12 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Carl Robinson (20% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Ken Booth - chairman (56% votes)
(Last Season: Ken Booth, now three in a row)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Mike
Pollitt
Robbie
Stockdale
Chris
Swailes
Phil
Gilchrist
Scott
Minto
Chris
Sedgwick
Paolo
Vernazza
Shaun
Barker
Andy
Monkhouse
  Martin
Butler
Michael
Proctor
 

Will Hoskins was the most popular alternative to the injured Martin Butler

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
41.7% say Yes (16th best memories)
58.3% say No
None claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"Caution do not instert usb adaptor into the usb port of your computer until installation is finished"

"Coventry are f**k all, they've got a s**t team and s**t support"

"First of all, a serializable FileInfo structure is defined, whuch bundles together the"

"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood"

Name Something Rubbish:
Sheffield Wednesday (46% of vote)

Other suggestions: Daytime TV, getting Chesterfield in the first round of the Cup, Hangovers, Millmoor, Phil Neville, Surveys, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
16.7% say Yes (19th most knowledgable supporters)

37.5% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (9th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
91.3% say Yes (2nd most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni13
Extra Cheese13
Olives11
Tuna5
Spinach4
Boiled Egg1
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza2

Biggest fans of Olives

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work50.0%(12th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear33.3%(9th emptiest lives)
Sleeping8.3%(17th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores8.3%(7th most neglected washing-up)