04/05: Queens Park Rangers
Census
The
results of a survey of 27 Q.P.R. fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 0 |
Playoffs: | 1 |
Top half: | 11 |
Middle: | 14 |
Bottom half: | 1 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
12th (17th most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Q.P.R. - - -
2 Plymouth 9 0 9
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3 West Ham 9 3 6
4 Nottm Forest 6 0 6
5 Wolves 6 1 5
6 Ipswich 4 0 4
Sunderland 4 0 4
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8 Wigan 5 2 3
9 Leicester 2 1 1
10 Stoke 1 0 1
11 Sheff Utd 2 2 0
12 Coventry 0 0 0
13 Watford 3 4 -1
14 Derby 1 2 -1
Millwall 1 2 -1
16 Preston 0 1 -1
17 Rotherham 0 2 -2
18 Burnley 0 3 -3
Crewe 0 3 -3
20 Reading 0 5 -5
21 Gillingham 0 6 -6
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22 Brighton 1 15 -14
23 Leeds 1 15 -14
24 Cardiff 0 17 -17
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Lee Camp / Michael Dawson (each 15% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Arthur Gnohere (26% votes)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Richard Edghill |
Matthew Rose |
Danny Shittu |
Gino Padula |
Martin Rowlands |
Marc Bircham |
Richard Johnson |
Lee Cook |
With Danny Shittu injured, Arthur Gnohere is the most popular deputy.
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
53.8% say Yes (5th best memories)
38.5% say No
8% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 4
Management Twaddle: 2
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0
More interesting fare:
"Michelle shrugs, 'I've left loads of messages on his mobile, there's nothing we can do.'"
"taking everything in his stride is something that 62 year old Brian Moore is used to"
"A valuable henchman to Goldfinger, Kisch carries out distasteful assignments including the execution
of the Mafia dons at Auric Stud"
"A stream of hits followed from 1971 to 1973"
Name Something Rubbish:
Chelsea (19% of vote)
Other suggestions: Andrew Brown's Pasta Surprise, Cheap Crisps, Jellyfish, Jonny Rotten, Radiohead, Steve Morrow, Rikki Clarke, People who don't tip, pretty much anything to do with Norwich Union, Saturday telly, Luton Town, the away end at Luton, Apricots
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
19.2% say Yes (16th most knowledgable supporters)
34.6% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (12th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
82.6% say Yes (10th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 17 |
Extra Cheese | 11 |
Olives | 7 |
Tuna | 2 |
Spinach | 2 |
Boiled Egg | 1 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 4 |
Second largest distaste for Pizza
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 69.2% | (Biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 26.9% | (19th emptiest lives) |
Household Chores | 3.8% | (4th least neglected washing-up) |
Sleeping | 0.0% | (Least deprived of sleep) |
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