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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Queens Park Rangers
Census
The results of a survey of 27 Q.P.R. fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:1
Top half:11
Middle:14
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
12th (17th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1     	Q.P.R.       	-	-	-
2 	Plymouth 	9 	0 	9 
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3 	West Ham 	9 	3 	6 
4 	Nottm Forest 	6 	0 	6 
5 	Wolves 		6 	1 	5 
6 	Ipswich 	4 	0 	4 
  	Sunderland 	4 	0 	4 
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8 	Wigan 		5 	2 	3 
9 	Leicester 	2 	1 	1 
10 	Stoke 		1 	0 	1 
11 	Sheff Utd 	2 	2 	0
12 	Coventry 	0 	0 	0 
13 	Watford 	3 	4 	-1 
14 	Derby 		1 	2 	-1 
   	Millwall 	1 	2 	-1 
16 	Preston 	0 	1 	-1 
17 	Rotherham 	0 	2 	-2 
18 	Burnley 	0 	3 	-3 
   	Crewe 		0 	3 	-3 
20 	Reading 	0 	5 	-5 
21 	Gillingham 	0 	6 	-6 
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22 	Brighton 	1 	15 	-14 
23 	Leeds 		1 	15 	-14 
24 	Cardiff 	0 	17 	-17  

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Lee Camp / Michael Dawson (each 15% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Arthur Gnohere (26% votes)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Chris
Day
Richard
Edghill
Matthew
Rose
Danny
Shittu
Gino
Padula
Martin
Rowlands
Marc
Bircham
Richard
Johnson
Lee
Cook
  Kevin
Gallen
Paul
Furlong
 

With Danny Shittu injured, Arthur Gnohere is the most popular deputy.

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
53.8% say Yes (5th best memories)
38.5% say No
8% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 4
Management Twaddle: 2
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"Michelle shrugs, 'I've left loads of messages on his mobile, there's nothing we can do.'"

"taking everything in his stride is something that 62 year old Brian Moore is used to"

"A valuable henchman to Goldfinger, Kisch carries out distasteful assignments including the execution of the Mafia dons at Auric Stud"

"A stream of hits followed from 1971 to 1973"

Name Something Rubbish:
Chelsea (19% of vote)

Other suggestions: Andrew Brown's Pasta Surprise, Cheap Crisps, Jellyfish, Jonny Rotten, Radiohead, Steve Morrow, Rikki Clarke, People who don't tip, pretty much anything to do with Norwich Union, Saturday telly, Luton Town, the away end at Luton, Apricots

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
19.2% say Yes (16th most knowledgable supporters)

34.6% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (12th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
82.6% say Yes (10th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni17
Extra Cheese11
Olives7
Tuna2
Spinach2
Boiled Egg1
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza4

Second largest distaste for Pizza

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work69.2%(Biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear26.9%(19th emptiest lives)
Household Chores3.8%(4th least neglected washing-up)
Sleeping0.0%(Least deprived of sleep)