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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Preston North End
Census
The results of a survey of 44 PNE fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:4
Top half:10
Middle:15
Bottom half:14
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
13th (18th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 6th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Preston        	-	-	-
2  (8) 	Ipswich 	12 	1 	11 
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3  (4) 	Crewe 		10 	1 	9 
4  (3) 	Nottm Forest 	9 	0 	9 
5  (6) 	Sunderland 	7 	1 	6 
6  (-)	Wolves 		6 	0 	6 
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7  (2) 	West Ham 	8 	4 	4 
8  (15)	Watford 	4 	0 	4 
9  (-)	Plymouth 	4 	1 	3 
10 (-) 	QPR 		3 	0 	3 
11 (11)	Rotherham 	2 	2 	0 
12 (12)	Sheff Utd 	5 	6 	-1 
13 (21)	Millwall 	2 	3 	-1 
14 (-) 	Brighton 	1 	2 	-1 
   (8) 	Derby 		1 	2 	-1 
16 (14)	Coventry 	0 	2 	-2 
   (13)	Stoke 		0 	2 	-2 
18 (23)	Cardiff 	1 	5 	-4 
19 (-) 	Leicester 	0 	4 	-4 
20 (18)	Reading 	0 	5 	-5 
21 (20)	Gillingham 	0 	12	-12 
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22 (-) 	Leeds 		1 	16 	-15 
23 (21)	Wigan 		1 	19 	-18 
24 (24)	Burnley 	1 	40 	-39 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Robbie Blake (20% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Craig Brown (63% votes)
(Last Season: Rob Edwards)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Andy
Lonergan
Graham
Alexander
Chris
Lucketti
Claude
Davis
Callum
Davidson
Omar
Daley
Dickson
Etuhu
Brian
O'Neil
Eddie
Lewis
  Andy
Smith
David
Healy
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
32.6% say Yes (3rd worst memories)
60.5% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 2
Porn: 3

More interesting fare:
"The last time I did acid I went insane"

"Bad news: there's a bathroom interlude. I hate bathroom..."

"another celebration was to kiss to lady behind the goal. old ones or young ones"

"Roger Red hat opened the red door"

Name Something Rubbish:
Blackpool (24% of vote)

Other suggestions: American religious right-wing bigots, an empty bag of Haribo, Craig Browm, the Department of Trade and Industry, Everton, Everything, Learning that you're playing Watford on the first day of the season (charming - ed), Post Offices, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Scott Mills, Tennis, The offside law

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
24.4% say Yes (6th most knowledgable supporters)

43.9% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (5th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
84.6% say Yes (6th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni29
Extra Cheese20
Olives13
Tuna7
Spinach4
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza1

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work47.6%(13th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear38.1%(4th emptiest lives)
Sleeping9.5%(14th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores4.8%(18th most neglected washing-up)