04/05: Preview: Preston North End
Census
The
results of a survey of 44 PNE fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 1 |
Playoffs: | 4 |
Top half: | 10 |
Middle: | 15 |
Bottom half: | 14 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
13th (18th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 6th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Preston - - -
2 (8) Ipswich 12 1 11
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3 (4) Crewe 10 1 9
4 (3) Nottm Forest 9 0 9
5 (6) Sunderland 7 1 6
6 (-) Wolves 6 0 6
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7 (2) West Ham 8 4 4
8 (15) Watford 4 0 4
9 (-) Plymouth 4 1 3
10 (-) QPR 3 0 3
11 (11) Rotherham 2 2 0
12 (12) Sheff Utd 5 6 -1
13 (21) Millwall 2 3 -1
14 (-) Brighton 1 2 -1
(8) Derby 1 2 -1
16 (14) Coventry 0 2 -2
(13) Stoke 0 2 -2
18 (23) Cardiff 1 5 -4
19 (-) Leicester 0 4 -4
20 (18) Reading 0 5 -5
21 (20) Gillingham 0 12 -12
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22 (-) Leeds 1 16 -15
23 (21) Wigan 1 19 -18
24 (24) Burnley 1 40 -39
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Robbie Blake (20% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Craig Brown (63% votes)
(Last Season: Rob Edwards)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Graham Alexander |
Chris Lucketti |
Claude Davis |
Callum Davidson |
Omar Daley |
Dickson Etuhu |
Brian O'Neil |
Eddie Lewis |
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
32.6% say Yes (3rd worst memories)
60.5% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 2
Porn: 3
More interesting fare:
"The last time I did acid I went insane"
"Bad news: there's a bathroom interlude. I hate bathroom..."
"another celebration was to kiss to lady behind the goal. old ones or young ones"
"Roger Red hat opened the red door"
Name Something Rubbish:
Blackpool (24% of vote)
Other suggestions: American religious right-wing bigots, an empty bag of Haribo, Craig Browm, the Department of Trade and Industry, Everton, Everything, Learning that you're playing Watford on the first day of the season (charming - ed), Post Offices, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Scott Mills, Tennis, The offside law
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
24.4% say Yes (6th most knowledgable supporters)
43.9% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (5th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
84.6% say Yes (6th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 29 |
Extra Cheese | 20 |
Olives | 13 |
Tuna | 7 |
Spinach | 4 |
Boiled Egg | 2 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 1 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 47.6% | (13th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 38.1% | (4th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 9.5% | (14th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 4.8% | (18th most neglected washing-up) |
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