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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Plymouth Argyle
Census
The results of a survey of 29 Plymouth fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:2
Top half:11
Middle:12
Bottom half:2
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
11th (16th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1     	Plymouth       	-	-	-
2 	QPR 		12 	0 	12    
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3 	Wolves 		9 	2 	7 
4 	Sheff Utd 	5 	0 	5 
5 	Ipswich 	4 	2 	2 
  	Sunderland 	4 	2 	2    
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7 	Crewe 		2 	0 	2 
  	Reading 	2 	0 	2  
  	Stoke 		2 	0 	2 
10 	Watford 	2 	1 	1 
11 	West Ham 	6 	6 	0 
12 	Derby 		1 	1 	0 
   	Wigan 		1 	1 	0
14 	Coventry 	0 	0 	0 
15 	Preston 	0 	1 	-1 
16 	Nottm Forest 	3 	5 	-2 
17 	Leicester 	0 	2 	-2 
18 	Rotherham 	1 	4 	-3 
19 	Gillingham 	0 	3 	-3 
20 	Brighton	0 	5 	-5   
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21 	Cardiff 	0 	7 	-7 
   	Millwall 	0 	7 	-7 
23 	Leeds 		0 	18 	-18 
24 	Burnley 	0 	20 	-20 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Rob Earnshaw (20% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
None (20% votes)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Romain
Larrieu
Paul
Connolly
Matthias
Doumbe
Graham
Coughlan
Peter
Gilbert
David
Norris
David
Friio
Keith
Lasley
Tony
Capaldi
  Stevie
Crawford
Mickey
Evans
 

In the absence of the suspended David Friio, and with Lee Makel also suspended, Lee Hodges is the most popular alternative for a central midfield role.

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
35.7% say Yes (4th worst memories)
64.3% say No
None claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"They had a sinister expression, under an old cocked-hat like a three-cornered spittoon, and over a great muffler for the chin and throat, which descended nearly to the wearer's knees"

"The dishonour is extended in verse 19. The king is to be treated in death as any other animal carcass"

"This line of reasoning led to a search for a natural substance, the brain's own opiate"

"Elvis was considered so sexually potent that he could only be filmed from the waist up"

Name Something Rubbish:
Exeter City (26% of vote)

Other suggestions: Bristol City, Burnley, Chavs, Joe Kinnear's Dietician, Kenilworth Road, McDonalds hamburgers, Methodism, Polyester, Scotland, Sky Diving, UKIP

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
44.8% say Yes (Most knowledgable supporters)

20.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (2nd least musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
93.1% say Yes (Most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni15
Extra Cheese13
Olives10
Tuna6
Spinach6
Boiled Egg5
Strawberry3
Don't like Pizza4

Biggest advocates of Boiled Egg, second biggest advocates of Tuna

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work41.4%(19th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear34.5%(6th emptiest lives)
Household Chores13.8%(Most neglected washing-up)
Sleeping10.3%(12th most deprived of sleep)