04/05: Plymouth Argyle
Census
The
results of a survey of 29 Plymouth fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 2 |
Playoffs: | 2 |
Top half: | 11 |
Middle: | 12 |
Bottom half: | 2 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
11th (16th most Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Plymouth - - -
2 QPR 12 0 12
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3 Wolves 9 2 7
4 Sheff Utd 5 0 5
5 Ipswich 4 2 2
Sunderland 4 2 2
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7 Crewe 2 0 2
Reading 2 0 2
Stoke 2 0 2
10 Watford 2 1 1
11 West Ham 6 6 0
12 Derby 1 1 0
Wigan 1 1 0
14 Coventry 0 0 0
15 Preston 0 1 -1
16 Nottm Forest 3 5 -2
17 Leicester 0 2 -2
18 Rotherham 1 4 -3
19 Gillingham 0 3 -3
20 Brighton 0 5 -5
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21 Cardiff 0 7 -7
Millwall 0 7 -7
23 Leeds 0 18 -18
24 Burnley 0 20 -20
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Rob Earnshaw (20% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
None (20% votes)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Paul Connolly |
Matthias Doumbe |
Graham Coughlan |
Peter Gilbert |
David Norris |
David Friio |
Keith Lasley |
Tony Capaldi |
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Stevie Crawford |
Mickey Evans |
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In the absence of the suspended David Friio, and with Lee Makel also suspended, Lee Hodges is the most popular alternative for a central midfield role.
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
35.7% say Yes (4th worst memories)
64.3% say No
None claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1
More interesting fare:
"They had a sinister expression, under an old cocked-hat like a three-cornered spittoon, and over a
great muffler for the chin and throat, which descended nearly to the wearer's knees"
"The dishonour is extended in verse 19. The king is to be treated in death as any other animal carcass"
"This line of reasoning led to a search for a natural substance, the brain's own opiate"
"Elvis was considered so sexually potent that he could only be filmed from the waist up"
Name Something Rubbish:
Exeter City (26% of vote)
Other suggestions: Bristol City, Burnley, Chavs, Joe Kinnear's Dietician, Kenilworth Road, McDonalds hamburgers, Methodism, Polyester, Scotland, Sky Diving, UKIP
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
44.8% say Yes (Most knowledgable supporters)
20.7% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (2nd least musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
93.1% say Yes (Most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 15 |
Extra Cheese | 13 |
Olives | 10 |
Tuna | 6 |
Spinach | 6 |
Boiled Egg | 5 |
Strawberry | 3 |
Don't like Pizza | 4 |
Biggest advocates of Boiled Egg, second biggest advocates of Tuna
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 41.4% | (19th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 34.5% | (6th emptiest lives) |
Household Chores | 13.8% | (Most neglected washing-up) |
Sleeping | 10.3% | (12th most deprived of sleep) |
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