04/05: Preview: Millwall
Census
The
results of a survey of 39 Millwall fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 4 |
Playoffs: | 16 |
Top half: | 12 |
Middle: | 4 |
Bottom half: | 1 |
Going dahn: | 2 |
Mean prediction:
8th (12th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Millwall - - -
2 (3) Crewe 8 0 8
(-) Plymouth 8 0 8
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4 (4) Sunderland 7 1 6
5 (2) Nottm Forest 6 0 6
6 (-) QPR 7 3 4
(-) Wolves 7 3 4
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8 (-) Leicester 4 1 3
9 (5) Ipswich 3 1 2
(9) Rotherham 3 1 2
(14) Sheff Utd 3 1 2
12 (9) Preston 2 0 2
13 (8) Coventry 1 0 1
(11) Derby 1 0 1
15 (11) Watford 2 3 -1
16 (18) Reading 1 2 -1
(11) Stoke 1 2 -1
18 (-) Brighton 4 7 -3
19 (16) Burnley 0 3 -3
20 (-) Leeds 5 9 -4
21 (19) Wigan 0 7 -7
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22 (21) Cardiff 0 14 -14
23 (22) Gillingham 0 19 -19
24 (24) West Ham 0 40 -40
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Rob Earnshaw (17% votes)
(Last Season: Glen Johnson)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Theo Paphitis - Chairman (39% votes)
(Last Season: Matt Lawrence)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Kevin Muscat |
Matt Lawrence |
Darren Ward |
Dave Livermore |
Paul Ifill |
Jody Morris |
Marvin Elliott |
Peter Sweeney |
The most popular alternative should Kevin Muscat not recover from injury involves Marvin Elliott moving to right back and Dennis Wise playing in the midfield
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
53.9% say Yes (4th best memories)
38.5% say No
8% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 3
Management Twaddle: 3
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 2
More interesting fare:
"Rockabilly is accepted as a particular type of 1950's Rock n'Roll, but it's definitions
are still contentious"
"Arutha led the company assembling at the Rainbow Parrot "
"'Division Two seems to be a delightful, cheerful division which all clubs should visit regularly"
"When Constable adopts a lower viewpoint, as with Flatford Mill (p. 15) and the Hay Wain (p. 16), distant
objects are no longer so clear, but merge into the background"
Name Something Rubbish:
West Ham United (30% of vote)
Other suggestions: ASDA Batteries, Ashley Cole, Ciabatta, Cricket, Local Government, Michael Howard, My Car - 15 year old shed with wheels, Ramon Vega, the first Monday in January
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.1% say Yes (12th most knowledgable supporters)
39.5% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (6th most musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
85.7% say Yes (4th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 24 |
Extra Cheese | 16 |
Olives | 10 |
Spinach | 3 |
Tuna | 3 |
Boiled Egg | 2 |
Strawberry | 2 |
Don't like Pizza | 0 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 56.4% | (7th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 28.2% | (18th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 12.8% | (10th most deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 2.6% | (Least neglected washing-up) |
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