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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Millwall
Census
The results of a survey of 39 Millwall fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:4
Playoffs:16
Top half:12
Middle:4
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:2

Mean prediction:
8th (12th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Millwall   	-	-	-
2  (3) 	Crewe 		8 	0 	8 
   (-)	Plymouth 	8 	0 	8   
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4  (4) 	Sunderland 	7 	1 	6 
5  (2) 	Nottm Forest 	6 	0 	6 
6  (-)	QPR 		7 	3 	4 
   (-)	Wolves 		7 	3 	4   
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8  (-)	Leicester 	4 	1 	3 
9  (5) 	Ipswich 	3 	1 	2 
   (9) 	Rotherham 	3 	1 	2 
   (14)	Sheff Utd 	3 	1 	2 
12 (9) 	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
13 (8) 	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
   (11)	Derby 		1 	0 	1 
15 (11)	Watford 	2 	3 	-1 
16 (18)	Reading 	1 	2 	-1 
   (11)	Stoke 		1 	2 	-1 
18 (-) 	Brighton 	4 	7 	-3 
19 (16)	Burnley 	0 	3 	-3 
20 (-) 	Leeds 		5 	9 	-4 
21 (19)	Wigan 		0 	7 	-7   
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22 (21)	Cardiff 	0 	14 	-14 
23 (22)	Gillingham 	0 	19 	-19 
24 (24)	West Ham 	0 	40 	-40

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Rob Earnshaw (17% votes)
(Last Season: Glen Johnson)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Theo Paphitis - Chairman (39% votes)
(Last Season: Matt Lawrence)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Graham
Stack
Kevin
Muscat
Matt
Lawrence
Darren
Ward
Dave
Livermore
Paul
Ifill
Jody
Morris
Marvin
Elliott
Peter
Sweeney
  Danny
Dichio
Neil
Harris
 

The most popular alternative should Kevin Muscat not recover from injury involves Marvin Elliott moving to right back and Dennis Wise playing in the midfield

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
53.9% say Yes (4th best memories)
38.5% say No
8% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 3
Management Twaddle: 3
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 2

More interesting fare:
"Rockabilly is accepted as a particular type of 1950's Rock n'Roll, but it's definitions are still contentious"

"Arutha led the company assembling at the Rainbow Parrot "

"'Division Two seems to be a delightful, cheerful division which all clubs should visit regularly"

"When Constable adopts a lower viewpoint, as with Flatford Mill (p. 15) and the Hay Wain (p. 16), distant objects are no longer so clear, but merge into the background"

Name Something Rubbish:
West Ham United (30% of vote)

Other suggestions: ASDA Batteries, Ashley Cole, Ciabatta, Cricket, Local Government, Michael Howard, My Car - 15 year old shed with wheels, Ramon Vega, the first Monday in January

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.1% say Yes (12th most knowledgable supporters)

39.5% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (6th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
85.7% say Yes (4th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni24
Extra Cheese16
Olives10
Spinach3
Tuna3
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry2
Don't like Pizza0

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work56.4%(7th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear28.2%(18th emptiest lives)
Sleeping12.8%(10th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores2.6%(Least neglected washing-up)