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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Leicester City
Census
The results of a survey of 37 Leicester fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:18
Playoffs:13
Top half:3
Middle:2
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:1

Mean prediction:
4th (7th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1     	Leicester      	-	-	-
2 	Crewe 		10 	0 	10   
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3 	Brighton 	9 	1 	8 
4 	Plymouth 	5 	0 	5 
  	Sunderland 	5 	0 	5 
  	Wigan 		5 	0 	5   
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7 	QPR 		5 	1 	4 
8 	Stoke 		4 	0 	4 
9 	West Ham 	4 	1 	3 
10 	Cardiff 	3 	1 	2 
11 	Reading 	2 	0 	2 
   	Watford 	2 	0 	2 
13 	Gillingham 	2 	1 	1 
14 	Ipswich 	1 	0 	1 
15 	Preston 	1 	1 	0
16	Burnley 	0 	0 	0 
17 	Rotherham 	0 	1 	-1 
18 	Sheff Utd 	1 	4 	-3 
19 	Wolves 		2 	8 	-6 
20 	Leeds 		1 	9 	-8 
21 	Coventry 	2 	13 	-11   
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22 	Millwall 	0 	14 	-14 
23 	Derby 		0 	26 	-26 
24 	Nottm Forest 	2 	30 	-28 

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
David Connolly (20% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Paul Mace - Chief Operating Officer (22% votes)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Ian
Walker
Peter
Canero
Matt
Elliott
Matt
Heath
Danny
Tiatto
Keith
Gillespie
Gareth
Williams
Lilian
Nalis
Jason
Wilcox
  Dion
Dublin
David
Connolly
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
42.9% say Yes (15th best memories)
54.3% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 4
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 2

More interesting fare:
"In his time, Francis Pettigrew had aspired to, and even applied for, a number of appointments of different kinds"

"The summer of 1939 was no time for optimism"

"He did so, and, to my slight amusement, took the precaution to press on the electric switch with an old galosh"

"Delicious dishes can be made with offal. However, it tends to deteriorate rapidly in the summer"

Name Something Rubbish:
Nottingham Forest (17% of vote)

Other suggestions: Busted, Falling Down Frenchmen, Peter Andre, Piles, President Bush, Stranraer, the Main Stand at Vicarage Road, the remake of "The Ring", the Sun, the Vicarage Road allotments run, Tim Henman, Westlife

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
19.4% say Yes (14th most knowledgable supporters)

19.4% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (Least musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
77.8% say Yes (5th least competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese25
Pepperoni20
Tuna7
Olives4
Spinach4
Boiled Egg3
Strawberry3
Don't like Pizza2

Second biggest advocates of Extra Cheese

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work46.0%(15th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear32.4%(11th emptiest lives)
Household Chores13.5%(2nd most neglected washing-up)
Sleeping8.1%(19th most deprived of sleep)