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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Leeds United
Census
The results of a survey of 26 Leeds fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:7
Playoffs:9
Top half:7
Middle:0
Bottom half:2
Going dahn:1

Mean prediction:
7th (11th most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1     	Leeds      	-	-	-
2 	Nottm Forest 	8 	0 	8  
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3 	West Ham 	11 	4 	7 
4 	Ipswich 	4 	0 	4 
5 	Wolves 		4 	2 	2 
6 	Derby 		1 	0 	1 
  	Preston 	1 	0 	1  
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8 	Plymouth 	2 	2 	0 
9 	QPR 		1 	1 	0 
   	Stoke 		1 	1 	0
11 	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
   	Crewe 		0 	0 	0
   	Reading 	0 	0 	0
   	Watford 	0 	0 	0
15 	Brighton 	1 	2 	-1 
16 	Burnley 	1 	3 	-2 
   	Gillingham 	1 	3 	-2 
   	Sunderland 	1 	3 	-2 
19 	Wigan 		0 	2 	-2 
20 	Leicester 	1 	4 	-3 
   	Rotherham 	1 	4 	-3 
---------------------------------------------- 
22 	Millwall 	1 	11 	-10 
23 	Sheff Utd 	1 	17 	-16 
24 	Cardiff 	1 	19 	-18

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Richard Chaplow (19% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Michael Duberry (27% votes)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Scott
Carson
Frazer
Richardson
Paul
Butler
Matthew
Kilgallon
Danny
Pugh
Jermaine
Wright
Eirik
Bakke
Matthew
Spring
Aaron
Lennon
  Michael
Ricketts
Julian
Joachim
 

The most popular alternative to the injured Eirik Bakke involves Wright in the centre, Richardson on the right of midfield and Gary Kelly coming in at right back

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
44.0% say Yes (14th best memories)
40.0% say No
16% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"Peru's popular playmaker reaching the end of the road"

"'i'll wager that she's our subject.'"

"it is increasingly difficult to talk about this beast without entering the story"

"But Leverhulme was now in Harris, and Harris was different"

Name Something Rubbish:
Watford (12% of vote)

Other suggestions: Alan Smith, All Our Signings, Austin Allegro, Craig Ramage, Diego Forlan, The Book Nearest to Me, UEFA

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
16.0% say Yes (20th most knowledgable supporters)

36.0% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (10th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
75.0% say Yes (4th least competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese17
Pepperoni13
Olives5
Spinach3
Boiled Egg3
Tuna1
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza2

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work40.0%(20th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear32.0%(12th emptiest lives)
Sleeping24.0%(2nd most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores4.0%(20th most neglected washing-up)