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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Ipswich Town
Census
The results of a survey of 32 Ipswich fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:10
Playoffs:10
Top half:10
Middle:2
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
5th (8th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Ipswich     	-	-	-
2  (2) 	Nottm Forest 	11 	1 	10    
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3  (-)	QPR 		7 	1 	6 
4  (4) 	Crewe 		5 	0 	5 
   (10)	Wigan 		5	0 	5 
6  (19)	Sunderland 	6	3 	3    
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7  (-)	Brighton 	4 	1 	3 
   (8) 	Watford 	4 	1 	3 
9  (5) 	Derby 		3 	1 	2 
10 (-) 	Plymouth 	2 	0 	2 
11 (10)	Coventry 	1	0 	1 
   (6) 	Preston 	1 	0 	1
13 (14)	Stoke 		0 	0 	0 
14 (15)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
15 (-) 	Leicester 	1 	3 	-2 
16 (23)	Cardiff 	0 	2 	-2 
17 (6) 	Reading 	0 	3 	-3 
18 (15)	Rotherham 	2 	6 	-4 
19 (10)	Gillingham 	1 	5 	-4 
20 (-) 	Wolves 		3 	8 	-5 
21 (21)	Millwall 	0 	7 	-7    
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22 (3) 	West Ham 	3 	17 	-14 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		1 	19 	-18 
24 (22)	Sheff Utd 	0 	18 	-18

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
David Johnson (19% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
George Santos (42% votes)
(Last Season: Andy Marshall)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Kelvin
Davis
Fabian
Wilnis		 Jason
de Vos		 Richard
Naylor		 Matt
Richards
Mark
Rivers		 Jim
Magilton		 Tommy
Miller		 Ian
Westlake
  Darren
Bent		 Dean
Bowditch		  

Given that Mark Rivers eventually signed for Crewe, most popular alternative would see Tommy Miller on the right of midfield with Kevin Horlock in the centre

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
46.9% say Yes (9th best memories)
50.0% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 4
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"The TBILLEQ funcation calculates the bond-equiviliant yield for a Treasury bill"

"Call me Ishmael"

"Fry on both sides until browned and done to your taste"

"Wisnieski was christened (sic) Wisniewski but the French took an inexplicable dislike to that second w"

Name Something Rubbish:
Norwich (44% of vote)

Other suggestions: 'Reds' nightclub in Chelmsford, the Daily Mail, Darren Huckerby's Hair, Those air hostess bags with handles and wheels

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
12.9 say Yes (4th least knowledgable supporters)

32.3% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (16th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
80.7% say Yes (16th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni19
Extra Cheese18
Tuna6
Spinach5
Boiled Egg2
Olives1
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza0

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Nothing, my conscience is clear46.9%(2nd emptiest lives)
Work37.5%(21st biggest skivers)
Sleeping9.4%(15th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores6.3%(14th most neglected washing-up)