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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Gillingham
Census
The results of a survey of 25 Gills fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:0
Playoffs:0
Top half:1
Middle:8
Bottom half:12
Going dahn:4

Mean prediction:
18th (Second least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 11th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE	
1  (1)	Gillingham     	-	-	-
2  (5) 	Ipswich 	9 	0 	9  
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3  (17)	Sunderland 	7 	0 	7 
4  (-)	QPR 		4 	0 	4 
5  (-)	Plymouth 	4 	1 	3 
6  (4) 	Crewe 		3 	1 	2  
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7  (10)	Rotherham 	2 	0 	2 
8  (7) 	Preston 	3 	2 	1 
9  (10)	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
10 (-) 	Leicester 	1 	0 	1 
11 (7) 	Watford 	1 	0 	1 
12 (3) 	West Ham 	5 	5 	0 
13 (13)	Wigan 		1 	1 	0 
14 (-) 	Wolves 		2 	3 	-1 
15 (19)	Sheff Utd 	1 	2 	-1 
16 (10)	Derby 		0 	1 	-1 
17 (9) 	Reading 	0 	1 	-1 
18 (2) 	Nottm Forest 	1 	3 	-2 
19 (13)	Burnley 	0 	3 	-3 
20 (23)	Cardiff 	1 	5 	-4 
21 (-) 	Brighton 	0 	5 	-5  
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22 (22)	Stoke 		0 	8 	-8 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	15 	-15 
24 (24)	Millwall 	0 	19 	-19

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Paul Shaw (22% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Mamady Sidibe (27% votes)
(Last Season: Tommy Johnson)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Jason
Brown
Nyron
Nosworthy
Chris
Hope
Leon
Johnson
John
Hills
Danny
Spiller
Paul
Smith
Alan
Pouton
David
Perpetuini
  Iwan
Roberts
Patrick
Agyemang
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
48.0% say Yes (8th best memories)
48.0% say No
4% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 0
Management Twaddle: 0
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"look at the irish. they sing and none of them know the words"

"...smile at this fat fellow taking photos with an imaginary camera"

"Open Day Sunday 18th July 12 Noon This is day for all bassets and especially for famillies with pet Bassets"

"And as Shaw put it so well, the colon can simply pull"

Name Something Rubbish:
Swindon Town (12% of vote)

Other suggestions: Bananas, Dennis Wise, the Elton John suite, Iraq's WMD threat, Mark Lawrenson, Medway Council, my Pay, my Ulcer, Orville, Pop Tarts, Paul Scally's judgment, Watford FC's toilets in the away section (yes, I remember. Move us back to the Vic Road end my arse...- ed)

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
8.0% say Yes (2nd least knowledgable supporters)

60.0% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (Most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
80.0% say Yes (17th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni15
Extra Cheese11
Olives8
Spinach7
Tuna5
Boiled Egg3
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza1

Second biggest advocates of Spinach

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work64.0%(3rd biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear20.0%(2nd least empty lives)
Sleeping8.0%(20th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores8.0%(9th most neglected washing-up)