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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Nottingham Forest
Census
The results of a survey of 38 Forest fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:11
Playoffs:23
Top half:4
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (6th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 5th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Nottm Forest	-	-	-
2  (2) 	Ipswich 	13 	0 	13  
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3  (-)	QPR 		7 	1 	6 
4  (12)	Sunderland 	6 	1 	5 
5  (-)	Plymouth 	5 	0 	5 
6  (-)	Brighton 	4 	0 	4
   (6) 	Crewe 		4 	0 	4 
   (16)	Wigan 		4 	0 	4  
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9  (9) 	Watford 	3 	0 	3 
10 (15)	Coventry 	2 	0 	2 
   (3) 	Reading 	2 	0 	2 
12 (4) 	West Ham 	4 	3 	1 
13 (7) 	Rotherham 	2 	1 	1 
14 (-) 	Wolves 		3 	3 	0 
15 (22)	Cardiff 	2 	2 	0 
16 (21)	Millwall	1 	1 	0
17 (12)	Stoke 		0 	0 	0 
18 (18)	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
19 (14)	Preston 	1 	3 	-2 
20 (-) 	Leeds 		3 	7 	-4 
21 (16)	Gillingham 	0 	10 	-10  
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22 (23)	Sheff Utd 	1 	14 	-13 
23 (-) 	Leicester 	0 	31 	-31 
24 (24)	Derby 		2 	36 	-34

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Marlon Harewood (46% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Danny Sonner (31% votes)
(Last Season: Eoin Jess)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Paul
Gerrard
Matthieu
Louis-Jean		 Michael
Dawson		 Wes
Morgan		 Alan
Rogers
Andy
Impey		 Paul
Evans		 Andy
Reid		 Kris
Commons
  David
Johnson		 Gareth
Taylor		  

Chris Doig the most popular alternative to the suspended Wes Morgan, however no other CBs nominated, so one assumes that Michael Dawson's injury is a bit of a blow...
Number of distinct spellings of Matthieu Louis-Jean: 16 (3 fewer than last year)

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
44.7% say Yes (13th best memories)
52.6% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 2
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"Staffordshire is a beautiful place, full of colour and"

"Table 54 is a graph of the charge weights per unit length of drill hole as a function of pre-split diameter, covering a range of rock types"

"He tore off another strip for Om to take down"

"hey, man, you wanna know how i got sober after 25 years-gacked to the nines? you wanna hear how my band and my ex-manager intervened on me? do you really wanna know what i went through that day?"

Name Something Rubbish:
Derby County (31% of vote)

Other suggestions: 4x4 Cars, Barry Roche, Broccoli, Brynjar Gunnarsson, Eminem, Gareth Williams, Italian Football, Kent, Modern Life, Neil Kinnock, Pop Music!!, the Pies at Forest

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.0% say Yes (13th most knowledgable supporters)

21.0% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (3rd least musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
71.1% say Yes (2nd least competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese26
Pepperoni22
Tuna5
Olives5
Spinach4
Boiled Egg4
Strawberry3
Don't like Pizza2

Biggest advocates of Extra Cheese

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Nothing, my conscience is clear36.8%(5th emptiest lives)
Work31.6%(3rd lowest proportion of skivers)
Sleeping23.7%(3rd most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores7.9%(10th most neglected washing-up)