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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Derby County
Census
The results of a survey of 29 Derby fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:4
Top half:12
Middle:10
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
10th (16th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 11th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Derby    	-	-	-
2  (2) 	Ipswich 	10 	1 	9  
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3  (-) 	Plymouth 	7 	1 	6 
4  (-) 	QPR 		6 	0 	6 
   (22)	Sunderland 	6 	0 	6 
6  (4) 	West Ham 	7 	2 	5  
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7  (10)	Wigan 		4 	0 	4 
8  (14)	Burnley 	2 	0 	2 
   (5) 	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
   (19)	Rotherham 	2 	0 	2 
11 (3) 	Sheff Utd 	2 	1 	1 
12 (18)	Coventry	1 	0 	1 
   (8) 	Reading 	1 	0 	1 
   (10)	Watford 	1 	0 	1
15 (20)	Stoke 		0 	0 	0 
16 (-) 	Wolves 		3 	3 	0 
17 (22)	Cardiff 	1 	1 	0 
18 (-) 	Brighton 	0 	1 	-1 
   (5) 	Crewe 		0 	1 	-1 
20 (14)	Gillingham 	0 	2 	-2 
21 (21)	Millwall 	0 	4 	-4  
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22 (-) 	Leicester 	1 	20 	-19 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	19 	-19 
24 (24)	Nottm Forest 	1 	28 	-27   

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Carrick / Andy Reid (each 11% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Michael Johnson (12% votes)
(Last Season: Warren Barton)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Lee
Grant
Jeff
Kenna
Mo
Konjic
Michael
Johnson
Jamie
Vincent
Morten
Bisgaard
Tom
Huddlestone
Ian
Taylor
Marco
Reich
  Tommy
Smith
Junior
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
75.0% say Yes (2nd best memories)
17.8% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 2
Porn: 1

More interesting fare:
"Eindhoven is a peculiar town. It is home"

"At Radford we have been designing, manufacturing and installing dependable entrance/exit control solutions for over twenty years "

"A new venture faces an urgent decision to make or buy in a back office"

Name Something Rubbish:
Nottingham Forest (44% of vote)

Other suggestions: AOL, Brian Mawhinney, Harry Potter, Saturday Night TV, Sheffield Wednesday, Strawberries, Sven's attacking substitutions

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
10.7% say Yes (3rd least knowledgable supporters)

32.1% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (17th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
85.2% say Yes (5th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni18
Extra Cheese18
Olives3
Spinach3
Tuna2
Boiled Egg0
Strawberry0
Don't like Pizza1

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work60.7%(4th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear25.0%(4th least empty lives)
Sleeping10.7%(11th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores3.6%(3rd least neglected washing-up)