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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Coventry City
Census
The results of a survey of 33 Coventry fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:5
Playoffs:15
Top half:9
Middle:4
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
7th (10th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Coventry 	-	-	-
2  (-) 	Plymouth 	5 	0 	5 
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3  (-) 	Brighton 	6 	2 	4 
4  (6) 	Wigan 		5 	1 	4 
5  (12)	Crewe 		4 	1 	3 
   (17)	Sunderland 	4 	1 	3 
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7  (-) 	QPR 		3 	0 	3 
8  (10)	Reading 	3 	1 	2 
9  (4) 	Ipswich 	2 	0 	2 
10 (12)	Burnley 	1 	0 	1 
   (12)	Watford 	1 	0 	1 
12 (3) 	Nottm Forest 	4 	4 	0 
13 (22)	Millwall 	3 	3 	0 
14 (2) 	West Ham 	3 	4 	-1 
15 (10)	Preston 	0 	1 	-1 
   (18)	Stoke 		0 	1 	-1 
17 (15)	Rotherham 	1 	3 	-2 
18 (7) 	Gillingham 	0 	2 	-2 
19 (7) 	Sheff Utd 	1 	4 	-3 
20 (23)	Cardiff 	2 	6 	-4 
21 (21)	Derby 		1 	8 	-7 
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22 (-) 	Wolves 		2 	12 	-10 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		2 	17 	-15 
24 (-) 	Leicester 	1 	28 	-27  

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Rob Earnshaw (10% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Dele Adebola (34% votes)
(Last Season: Richard Shaw)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Scott
Shearer
Andrew
Whing
Steve
Staunton
Calum
Davenport
Stuart
Giddings
Bjarni
Gudjonsson
Tim
Sherwood
Eric
Deloumeaux
Stephen
Hughes
  Gary
McSheffrey
Andy
Morrell
 

Do you remember Craig Ramage::
37.5% say Yes (20th best memories)
59.4% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 3
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 0

More interesting fare:
"I jogged out at Watford's Vicarage Road stadium to an atmosphere that would shame a morgue" ("Jog", Quinn? I think not... - ed)

"'No' Myron said. 'Its Deplorable'"

"Owned by the Earl of Bradford and re-opened in 1998 after extensive refurbishment, this popular rural Shropshire pub sports a spacious, wooden-floored bar and first-floor gallery where customers can look down on the blue glass mosaic tiled barr below"

"Ah blootered it a wee bit oan the gear again, some stuff ah'd goat from Seeker"

"What could be more attractive and more fun than the humble bubble?"

Name Something Rubbish:
Leicester / Aston Villa (each 12% of vote)

Other suggestions: Artificial Turf, a Chocolate Fireguard, Cider, Diets, Gareth Barry, GM Crops, My clapped-out Dyson, Religion, Speed Cameras, the new Tizer

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
21.2% say Yes (10th most knowledgable supporters)

33.3% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (14th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
78.1% say Yes (19th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Extra Cheese18
Pepperoni16
Olives6
Tuna5
Spinach4
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza2

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work42.4%(17th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear30.3%(15th emptiest lives)
Sleeping18.2%(6th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores9.1%(6th most neglected washing-up)