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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Cardiff City
Census
The results of a survey of 61 Cardiff fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:3
Playoffs:19
Top half:30
Middle:8
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
8th (13th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 14th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE			
1  (1)	Cardiff 	-	-	-
2  (5) 	Ipswich 	15 	0 	15 
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3  (-) 	Wolves 		13 	1 	12 
4  (2) 	Nottm Forest 	10 	0 	10 
   (-) 	QPR 		10 	0 	10 
6  (10) Crewe 		10 	1 	9 
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7  (-) 	Leicester 	8 	1 	7 
8  (3) 	West Ham 	13 	7 	6 
9  (4) 	Sunderland 	7 	3 	4 
10 (-)	Plymouth 	4 	2 	2	 
11 (13)	Rotherham 	7 	6 	1 
12 (18)	Coventry 	3 	2 	1 
13 (14)	Preston 	2 	1 	1 
14 (6) 	Reading 	3 	4 	-1 
15 (11)	Sheff Utd 	2 	3 	-1 
16 (20)	Wigan 		4 	6 	-2 
17 (8) 	Watford 	1 	3 	-2 
18 (14)	Derby 		0 	3 	-3 
19 (19)	Gillingham 	2 	7 	-5 
20 (22)	Millwall 	3 	12 	-9 
21 (20)	Burnley 	0 	18 	-18 
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22 (-) 	Brighton 	2 	22 	-20 
23 (24)	Stoke 		0 	36 	-36 
24 (-) 	Leeds 		2 	48 	-46

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Michael Carrick (12% votes)
(Last Season: Joe Cole)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Rhys Weston (20% votes)
(Last Season: Spencer Prior)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Tony
Warner
Gary
Croft		 Danny
Gabbidon		 Jamie
Collins		 Tony
Vidmar
John
Robinson		 Graham
Kavanagh		 Willie
Boland		 Paul
Parry
  Rob
Earnshaw		 Peter
Thorne		  

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
45.9% say Yes (10th best memories)
47.5% say No
7% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 7
Foreign Stuff: 1
Porn: 5

More interesting fare:
"All they found was a bit of a diary, kept for a good many years, and all about the price of copra, and chickens being stolen, and that"

"He had a very keen sense of his social responsibilities as post commander and believed that our house should be open at all hours to the garrison"

"Something here doesnt smell right, Mr Bush.It can't be natural gas, natural gas is odourless"

"...dregs. Steam rises from the grass. A fucking slob that man. If he wasn't so hard, he'd be an embarrasment"

Name Something Rubbish:
Swansea (20% of vote)

Other suggestions: Big Brother, Broccoli, Brown Rice, Burberry, Kurt Nogan, Mobile Phone Cameras, Mornar who plays for Croatia, Not being given holidays when asked for, odd socks, Scissor Sisters, the fries i just had from Burger King in Cardiff, the bouncers in Bierkellers in Bristol, the UMIST expenses system, working for a living

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
25.0% say Yes (5th most knowledgable supporters)

38.3% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (8th most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
83.9% say Yes (9th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni36
Extra Cheese31
Tuna8
Olives6
Spinach6
Boiled Egg2
Strawberry0
Don't like Pizza4

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work57.4%(6th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear26.2%(20th emptiest lives)
Sleeping8.2%(18th most deprived of sleep)
Household Chores8.2%(8th most neglected washing-up)