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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
04/05: Preview: Burnley
Census
The results of a survey of 29 Burnley fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:2
Top half:3
Middle:11
Bottom half:11
Going dahn:1

Mean prediction:
15th (4th Least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 10th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Burnley 	-	-	-
2  (2)	Sunderland 	10 	0 	10 
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3  (5)	West Ham 	10 	2 	8 
4  (3)	Nottm Forest 	6 	1 	5 
5  (13) Ipswich 	5 	1 	4 
6  (6) 	Crewe 		3 	1 	2 
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7  (-) 	Leicester 	3 	2 	1 
8  (-) 	QPR 		2 	1 	1 
   (9) 	Reading 	2 	1 	1 
10 (7) 	Coventry 	1 	0 	1 
11 (-) 	Wolves 		5 	5 	0 
12 (16) Watford 	1 	1 	0
13 (16) Derby 		0 	0 	0
   (13) Stoke 		0 	0 	0
15 (-) 	Plymouth 	2 	4 	-2 
16 (7)	Rotherham 	0 	2 	-2 
17 (-) 	Brighton 	0 	4 	-4 
   (9) 	Gillingham 	0 	4 	-4 
19 (19)	Wigan 		3 	8 	-5 
20 (20) Millwall 	1 	7 	-6 
21 (22) Sheff Utd 	0 	8 	-8 
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22 (21) Cardiff 	0 	9 	-9 
23 (-) 	Leeds 		0 	10 	-10 
24 (24) Preston 	1 	19 	-18

Which player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Andy Reid / David Johnson (each 15% votes)
(Last Season: Jason Roberts / Joe Cole / Michael Brown / David Johnson. Johnson tops this list for the third year running)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Brian Jensen (46% votes)
(Last Season: Alan Moore / Tony Grant)

What team should line up on August 7th?

Danny
Coyne
Lee
Roche		 John
McGreal		 Michael
Duff		 Mo
Camara
Marc
Pugh		 Tony
Grant		 Richard
Chaplow		 Matthew
O'Neill
  Robbie
Blake		 Ian
Moore		  

Do you remember Craig Ramage:
50.0% say Yes (6th best memories)
46.7% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage

Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 1
Management Twaddle: 4
Foreign Stuff: 0
Porn: 4

More interesting fare:
"Then we can take on the hoods at their own game. How much did you say that had?"

Name Something Rubbish:
Blackburn Rovers (25% of vote)

Other suggestions: Cabbage, Daylight Saving Time, Hip Hop, Hollyoaks, McDonalds, Oscar the Grouch, the Old House at Home pub, Rawtenstall and the Two Ronnies

Do you know the way to San Jose? :
17.9% say Yes (17th most knowledgable supporters)

57.1% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (2nd most musical supporters)

Can you wire a plug ?
81.4% say Yes (14th most competent supporters)

Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni20
Extra Cheese15
Tuna8
Olives3
Spinach3
Boiled Egg1
Strawberry1
Don't like Pizza0

(Biggest fans of Tuna, second biggest fans of Pepperoni)

What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work55.2%(8th biggest skivers)
Nothing, my conscience is clear31.0%(13th emptiest lives)
Sleeping6.9%(3rd least deprived of sleep)
Household Chores6.9%(13th most neglected washing-up)