04/05: Preview: Brighton and Hove Albion
Census
The
results of a survey of 34 Brighton fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 1 |
Playoffs: | 0 |
Top half: | 1 |
Middle: | 3 |
Bottom half: | 26 |
Going dahn: | 3 |
Mean prediction:
18th (Least Confident Supporters)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
UP DOWN SCORE
1 Brighton - - -
2 West Ham 16 5 11
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3 Nottm Forest 9 0 9
4 Leicester 8 2 6
5 Ipswich 6 0 6
6 Crewe 4 2 2
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7 Plymouth 3 1 2
Rotherham 3 1 2
Sunderland 3 1 2
10 Sheff Utd 2 0 2
Wolves 2 0 2
12 Preston 1 0 1
Watford 1 0 1
Wigan 1 0 1
15 Coventry 0 0 0
16 Burnley 1 2 -1
17 QPR 1 3 -2
18 Derby 0 3 -3
19 Millwall 0 4 -4
20 Stoke 0 8 -8
21 Leeds 2 18 -16
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22 Reading 0 16 -16
23 Cardiff 0 18 -18
Gillingham 0 18 -18
Which
player in this Division would you most like to sign?
Bobby Zamora (70% votes)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
David Lee (32% votes)
What team should line up on August 7th?
Adam Virgo |
Danny Cullip |
Guy Butters |
Dan Harding |
Gary Hart |
Richard Carpenter |
Paul Reid |
Nathan Jones |
Gary Hart was the most popular available attacking alternative to the suspended Leon Knight (after Chris Iwelumo, who didn't re-sign); this would see John Piercy on the right of midfield
Simon Rodger was the most popular alternative to injury doubt Richard Carpenter, followed by Charlie Oatway if Rodger himself is not fit
Do you remember Craig Ramage:
39.4% say Yes (17th best memories)
57.6% say No
3% claim to be Craig Ramage
Book Lines:
IT Handbooks: 0
Management Twaddle: 1
Foreign Stuff: 3
Porn: 3
More interesting fare:
"Bear was feeling very cold and sorry for himself"
"in the court of law? it could just as easily come down to my word against the girls"
"It's a duck egg"
"Welcome to surreal ife. A city where everything is permitted, and nothing is permitted"
Name Something Rubbish:
Crystal Palace (24% of vote)
Other suggestions: Beagles, Bill Archer, Celery, My Job, Rugby, Russian Embassy, Tescos, Vernon Kay, the Withdean Stadium
Do you know the way to San Jose? :
37.5% say Yes (2nd most knowledgable supporters)
21.9% respond "I've been away so long I may go wrong and lose my way" (4th least musical supporters)
Can you wire a plug ?
81.8% say Yes (13th most competent supporters)
Favoured Pizza Toppings
Pepperoni | 19 |
Extra Cheese | 19 |
Olives | 9 |
Spinach | 6 |
Tuna | 6 |
Boiled Egg | 3 |
Strawberry | 1 |
Don't like Pizza | 0 |
What should you have been doing instead of completing this survey?
Work | 54.5% | (9th biggest skivers) |
Nothing, my conscience is clear | 33.3% | (8th emptiest lives) |
Sleeping | 6.1% | (2nd least deprived of sleep) |
Household Chores | 6.1% | (16th most neglected washing-up) |
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