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03/04: Preview: West Ham United
Census
The results of a survey of 30 Hammers fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:25
Playoffs:4
Top half:1
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
2nd (Most Confident Supporters)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1     	West Ham 	-	-	-
2 	Nottm Forest 	15 	0 	15          
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3 	Ipswich 	7 	2 	5 
4 	Watford 	6 	1 	5 
5 	Norwich 	5 	0 	5 
6 	Sunderland 	5 	1 	4          
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7 	Reading 	4 	1 	3 
8 	Sheff Utd 	3 	2 	1 
9 	Bradford 	1 	1 	0 
   	Coventry 	1 	1 	0
11 	Preston 	0 	0 	0
   	Walsall 	0 	0 	0
13 	West Brom 	2 	3 	-1 
14 	Wigan 		1 	2 	-1 
15 	Burnley 	0 	1 	-1 
   	Crewe 		0 	1 	-1 
17 	Gillingham 	2 	4 	-2 
18 	Derby 		0 	2 	-2 
   	Rotherham 	0 	2 	-2 
20 	Stoke 		1 	4 	-3 
21 	Crystal Palace 	3 	7 	-4          
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22 	Franchise FC 	0 	8 	-8 
23 	Cardiff 	0 	16 	-16 
24 	Millwall 	0 	29 	-29

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Michael Brown (30% votes)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Glenn Roeder (40% votes)

What team should line up on August 9th?

David
James
Glen
Johnson
Ian
Pearce
Tomas
Repka
Rufus
Brevett
Don
Hutchison
Joe
Cole
Michael
Carrick
Trevor
Sinclair
  Les
Ferdinand
Jermain
Defoe
 

Sebastien Schemmel the most popular replacement for Glen Johnson

Steve Lomas the most popular replacement for Trevor Sinclair

Freddie Kanouté the most popular replacement for Les Ferdinand

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
30.0% say Red (20th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
73.3% say Club (15th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (33% of vote)

Other suggestions: Glenn Roeder, Peter Taylor, Ricky Martin, Lorraine Chase

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
3.3% say Yes (Least helpful supporters)

(The one positive response didn't provide a job description)

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock9
Face8
BA7
Hannibal6

Spelling Test :
46.7% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(14th best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
3.3% admitted to cheating (Least openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
13.3% confessed to this (7th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
53.3% claim to be happy (Least happy supporters)