03/04: Preview: Watford
Census
The
results of a survey of 356 Hornets fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 33 |
Playoffs: | 175 |
Top half: | 135 |
Middle: | 12 |
Bottom half: | 1 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
6th (10th most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 9th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Watford - - -
2 (11) Nottm Forest 110 10 100
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3 (-) West Ham 136 42 94
4 (-) Crewe 87 6 81
5 (3) Ipswich 82 7 75
6 (9) Norwich 26 4 22
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7 (10) Reading 32 11 21
8 (12) Rotherham 27 15 12
9 (-) Wigan 21 11 10
10 (7) Walsall 22 14 8
11 (4) Preston 11 4 7
12 (14) Coventry 7 16 -9
13 (-) West Brom 9 20 -11
14 (7) Gillingham 15 30 -15
15 (-) Sunderland 36 53 -17
16 (6) Derby 3 21 -18
17 (18) Bradford 3 22 -19
18 (19) Stoke 3 30 -27
19 (17) Sheff Utd 18 59 -41
20 (21) Burnley 3 106 -103
21 (24) Crystal Palace 4 108 -104
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22 (23) Millwall 7 117 -110
23 (20) Franchise FC 4 167 -163
24 (-) Cardiff 8 182 -174
Which Division One
player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (37% votes)
(Last Season: Wayne Brown)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Gavin Mahon (32% votes)
(Last Season: Patrick Blondeau)
What team should line up on August 9th?
Neal Ardley |
Neil Cox |
Marcus Gayle |
Paul Robinson |
Jimmy Davis |
Micah Hyde |
Richard Johnson |
Lee Cook |
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Heidar Helguson |
Danny Webber |
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Wayne Brown the most popular deputy for the suspended Paul Robinson
There was a late surge towards 4-3-3 which never quite won through. A half-decent bench can be made up of other popular nominees who just missed out... Bruce Dyer (198 votes), Richard Lee (156), Jamie Hand (124) and Lloyd Doyley (119)
Number of different spellings of Heidar Helguson: ridiculous
Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
38.7% say Red (10th most pro-Red). (Booooo - sulking ed)
Club vs Country:
70.9% say Club (17th most pro-Club)
Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Gianluca Vialli (22% of vote)
Other suggestions: A turd on a bungee rope, Bernard Manning, Chris Kamara, Devon White, Dave Bassett, David Furnish, Father Jack Hackett, Gareth Gates, Graham Norton, Ian Atkins, John Gurney, Kerry Dixon, Lennie Lawrence, Margaret Thatcher, Malcolm MacDonald, Marc Waldock, Mick Harford, Mick Harford's dog, Murdock from the A-Team, Noel Edmunds, Ray Wilkins, Roy "Chubby" Brown, Terry Fenwick, La La, Tinky Winky, Zippy from Rainbow
Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
18.4% say Yes (9th most helpful supporters)
Suggestions include: "helping out in my pet shop, cleaning and feeding the parrots" "Rowson: Floor sweeper at the production plant making Watford's kit - all those lovely new black shorts passing by. Mmmmmmmm, black shorts" (I know where you live - ed) "Software Validation Engineer, Basildon, Essex" "Matt to write the project propsals. Ig to write the post implementation reviews" "Dave Messenger in my newly owned lap dancing club in Market Street as a lap dancer" "If I get the dream job I'm applying for you can have mine. I'm not saying what it is though. Ok, it's in publishing" "However desperate he is, he still wouldn't want it" "Writer/editor of our extremely boring in-house magazine" "Lion tamer at a zoo in Singapore - previous guy got eaten - looking for a keen replacement - must like cats" "Anyone who can answer the phone deal with simple problems and are better looking than a zombie you could all work instead of our current telesales dept" "Fixing my housemate's light switch. He probably won't pay anything, but there's a cup
of tea and a jazz cigarette in it for you..."
Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock | 111 |
BA | 78 |
Hannibal | 63 |
Face | 59 |
Spelling Test :
51.0% can spell ACCOMMODATION (10th best spellerers)
2.5% bottled out of answering (14th most cowardly)
12.8% admitted to cheating (4th most openly dishonest)
of whom seven still got the answer wrong
Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
11.5% confessed to this (11th most Daily Mail supporters)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
84.6% claim to be happy (3rd happiest supporters)
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