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03/04: Preview: Stoke City
Census
The results of a survey of 57 Potters fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:2
Playoffs:1
Top half:3
Middle:21
Bottom half:24
Going dahn:6

Mean prediction:
16th (2nd Least Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 9th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Stoke    	-	-	-
2  (-)	West Ham 	27 	2 	25          
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3  (12)	Nottm Forest 	22 	0 	22 
4  (2)	Ipswich 	16 	0 	16 
5  (-)	West Brom 	10 	1 	9 
6  (6)	Norwich 	8 	0 	8 
   (16)	Reading 	8 	0 	8          
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8  (9)	Sheff Utd 	5 	1 	4 
9  (4)	Watford 	2 	0 	2 
10 (3)	Preston 	1 	1 	0
11 (7)	Burnley 	0 	0 	0
   (17)	Rotherham 	0 	0 	0 
13 (18)	Bradford 	0 	1 	-1 
   (5)	Coventry 	0 	1 	-1 
   (15)	Crystal Palace 	0 	1 	-1 
   (24)	Gillingham 	0 	1 	-1 
17 (8)	Derby 		0 	7 	-7 
   (21)	Millwall 	0 	7 	-7 
19 (-)	Wigan 		1 	11 	-10 
20 (19)	Franchise FC 	0 	10 	-10 
21 (-)	Sunderland 	2 	15 	-13          
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22 (23)	Walsall 	0 	15 	-15 
23 (-)	Crewe 		0 	40 	-40 
24 (-)	Cardiff 	1 	53 	-52

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole/Ade Akinbiyi (each 26% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)

Who is the club's weakest link?
The Board (17% votes)
(Last Season: Bjarni Gudjonsson)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Neil
Cutler
Brian
Wilson		 Clint
Hill		 Wayne
Thomas		 Marcus
Hall
Peter
Hoekstra		 Lewis
Neal		 John
Eustace		 Kris
Commons
  Chris
Greenacre		 Gifton
Noel-Williams		  

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
47.2% say Red (6th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
75.4% say Club (11th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (27% of vote)

Other suggestions: Alan Ball, Bob Geldof, Eddie Izzard, Gudjon Thordarsson, Jimmy Saville, Ken Dodd, Lou Macari, Meryl Streep

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
12.5% say Yes (15th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Litter-picker at our school (I'm a teacher, not a student)"

"Join the RAF!!!"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock19
BA17
Hannibal14
Face4

Spelling Test :
44.6% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(15th best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
10.7% admitted to cheating (11th most openly dishonest)
of whom two still got the answer wrong

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
12.5% confessed to this (9th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
70.2% claim to be happy (15th happiest supporters)