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03/04: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The results of a survey of 37 Blades fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:15
Playoffs:20
Top half:2
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (3rd Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 9th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Sheff Utd	-	-	-
2  (-)	Crewe 		9 	0 	9         
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3  (19)	Reading 	8 	0 	8 
4  (4)	Rotherham 	8 	0 	8 
5  (-)	West Ham 	9 	4 	5 
6  (10)	Norwich 	2 	0 	2         
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7  (-)	Wigan 		2 	1 	1 
8  (16)	Watford 	1 	0 	1 
9  (8)	Preston 	2 	2 	0 
10 (22)	Bradford 	1 	1 	0 
   (16)	Gillingham 	1 	1 	0
12 (10)	Coventry 	0 	0 	0
   (15)	Walsall 	0 	0 	0 
14 (13)	Stoke 		0 	1 	-1 
15 (-)	Sunderland 	6 	8 	-2 
16 (2)	Derby 		1 	3 	-2 
17 (10)	Millwall 	2 	6 	-4 
18 (-)	Cardiff 	1 	6 	-5 
19 (19)	Nottm Forest 	7 	13 	-6 
20 (19)	Crystal Palace 	0 	7 	-7 
21 (22)	Burnley 	1 	10 	-9         
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22 (16)	Franchise FC 	1 	12 	-11 
23 (-)	West Brom 	2 	14 	-12 
24 (5)	Ipswich 	1 	22 	-21

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (21% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Carl Asaba (34% votes)
(Last Season: Neil Warnock)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Paddy
Kenny
Rob
Kozluk
Robert
Page
Phil
Jagielka
Chris
Armstrong
Peter
Ndlovu
Michael
Brown
Stuart
McCall
Michael
Tonge
  Steve
Kabba
Jack
Lester
 

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
58.3% say Red (2nd most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
86.1% say Club (7th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (29% of vote)

Other suggestions: Buzz Lightyear, Bob Hoskins, "My Chinchilla", Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Keith Harris & Orville

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
20.0% say Yes (5th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"gallonofmagnet.cjb.net editor"

"My company manufacture re-inforced pockets for people who feel the need to carry cacti, we are looking for a highly motivated individual to run our southern sales team. Duties to also include operation of sheep-dip to rid street urchins of lice"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock13
BA10
Hannibal5
Face4

Spelling Test :
41.1% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(18th best spellerers)

10.8% bottled out of answering (Second biggest cowards)
11.7% admitted to cheating (5th most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
5.9% confessed to this (3rd least Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
70.6% claim to be happy (18th happiest supporters)