03/04: Preview: Sheffield United
Census
The
results of a survey of 37 Blades fans
Where will you finish?
Straight up: | 15 |
Playoffs: | 20 |
Top half: | 2 |
Middle: | 0 |
Bottom half: | 0 |
Going dahn: | 0 |
Mean prediction:
4th (3rd Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 9th)
What would the perfect
Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)
UP DOWN SCORE
1 (1) Sheff Utd - - -
2 (-) Crewe 9 0 9
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3 (19) Reading 8 0 8
4 (4) Rotherham 8 0 8
5 (-) West Ham 9 4 5
6 (10) Norwich 2 0 2
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7 (-) Wigan 2 1 1
8 (16) Watford 1 0 1
9 (8) Preston 2 2 0
10 (22) Bradford 1 1 0
(16) Gillingham 1 1 0
12 (10) Coventry 0 0 0
(15) Walsall 0 0 0
14 (13) Stoke 0 1 -1
15 (-) Sunderland 6 8 -2
16 (2) Derby 1 3 -2
17 (10) Millwall 2 6 -4
18 (-) Cardiff 1 6 -5
19 (19) Nottm Forest 7 13 -6
20 (19) Crystal Palace 0 7 -7
21 (22) Burnley 1 10 -9
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22 (16) Franchise FC 1 12 -11
23 (-) West Brom 2 14 -12
24 (5) Ipswich 1 22 -21
Which Division One
player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (21% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)
Who is the club's
weakest link?
Carl Asaba (34% votes)
(Last Season: Neil Warnock)
What team should line up on August 9th?
Rob Kozluk |
Robert Page |
Phil Jagielka |
Chris Armstrong |
Peter Ndlovu |
Michael Brown |
Stuart McCall |
Michael Tonge |
Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
58.3% say Red (2nd most pro-Red)
Club vs Country:
86.1% say Club (7th most pro-Club)
Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (29% of vote)
Other suggestions: Buzz Lightyear, Bob Hoskins, "My Chinchilla", Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Keith Harris & Orville
Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
20.0% say Yes (5th most helpful supporters)
Suggestions include: "gallonofmagnet.cjb.net editor" "My company manufacture re-inforced pockets for people who feel the need to carry cacti, we are looking
for a highly motivated individual to run our southern sales team. Duties to also include operation of sheep-dip to rid street urchins of lice"
Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock | 13 |
BA | 10 |
Hannibal | 5 |
Face | 4 |
Spelling Test :
41.1% can spell ACCOMMODATION (18th best spellerers)
10.8% bottled out of answering (Second biggest cowards)
11.7% admitted to cheating (5th most openly dishonest)
Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
5.9% confessed to this (3rd least Daily Mail supporters)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
70.6% claim to be happy (18th happiest supporters)
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