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03/04: Preview: Reading
Census
The results of a survey of 71 Reading fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:25
Playoffs:36
Top half:10
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (6th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 11th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Reading		-	-	-
2  (-)	West Ham 	29 	5 	24  
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3  (8)	Nottm Forest 	28 	4 	24 
4  (-)	West Brom 	14	0 	14
5  (-)	Crewe 		13 	1 	12
6  (2)	Ipswich 	13	5 	8   
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7  (3)	Norwich 	5 	1 	4 
8  (13)	Sheff Utd 	6 	3 	3 
9  (7)	Crystal Palace 	3 	0 	3 
   (11)	Preston 	3 	0 	3 
11 (11) Watford 	3 	1 	2
12 (13)	Burnley		2 	0 	2  
13 (13)	Gillingham 	2 	2 	0
14 (21)	Rotherham 	3 	4 	-1  
15 (8)	Coventry 	1 	2 	-1
16 (23) Bradford 	0 	2 	-2  
17 (-)	Wigan 		1 	5 	-4 
18 (22)	Walsall 	3	11	-8 
19 (10)	Stoke 		3 	14	-11
20 (-)	Sunderland 	2 	15	-13
21 (5)	Derby 		0 	16 	-16  
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22 (16)	Franchise FC 	0 	25 	-25
23 (20)	Millwall 	0 	26 	-26 
24 (-)	Cardiff 	0 	65 	-65

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (19% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)

Who is the club's weakest link?
John Salako (20% votes)
(Last Season: Phil Whitehead/John Salako)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Marcus
Hahnemann
Graeme
Murty		 Adrian
Williams		 Steve
Brown		 Nicky
Shorey
Scott
Murray		 James
Harper		 Steve
Sidwell		 Nathan
Tyson
  Nicky
Forster		 David
Connolly		  

Bas Savage the most popular alternative to the West Ham-bound Connolly
Number of different spellings of Hahnemann: 9... see also spelling test (below)

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
47.8% say Red (5th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
77.9% say Club (9th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (32% of vote)

Other suggestions: Kat Slater, Frank Sidebottom, Homer Simpson, Jeffrey Archer, John Fashanu, Jon Tickle, Kingsley Royal, MC Hammer, Ming the Merciless, Monica Lewinsky, Mr.Blobby, Peter Purves, Pope Gregory the Ninth, Ramon Vega, Tommy Burns, Uri Geller

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
17.4% say Yes (10th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"They can act for free as a personal assisant for me, which means following me everywhere and speaking on my behalf to people I don't want to speak to and making sure I had substantial food and snacks at all times. They don't even need to be paid for this job."

"You can have the job of keeping goal for Watford when they play Reading."

"Picture Editor for The Sun"

"Do my day job and when you come home ply me with food, booze and the TV remote. As work experience of course, so there won't be any question of money changing hands"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock25
BA21
Face15
Hannibal7

Spelling Test :
37.7% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(5th worst spellerers)

2.5% bottled out of answering (15th biggest cowards)
8.7% admitted to cheating (15th most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
11.4% confessed to this (10th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
80.0% claim to be happy (5th happiest supporters)