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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
03/04: Preview: Preston North End
Census
The results of a survey of 28 Preston fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:1
Playoffs:16
Top half:9
Middle:1
Bottom half:1
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
6th (9th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Preston		-	-	-
2  (-)	West Ham 	12 	1 	11       
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3  (20)	Nottm Forest 	9 	1 	8 
4  (-)	Crewe 		7 	0 	7 
5  (-)	West Brom 	4 	0 	4 
6  (-)	Sunderland 	4 	2 	2       
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7  (3)	Norwich 	3 	1 	2      
8  (4)	Derby 		2 	0 	2 
   (2)	Ipswich 	2 	0 	2  
   (12)	Walsall 	2 	0 	2 
11 (6)	Rotherham 	2 	1 	1 
12 (17)	Sheff Utd 	1 	1 	0 
13 (17)	Stoke 		1 	2 	-1 
14 (8)	Coventry 	0	1 	-1 
15 (12)	Watford 	2 	4 	-2 
16 (5)	Bradford 	0 	2 	-2 
   (8)	Crystal Palace 	0 	2 	-2 
18 (23)	Reading 	0 	5 	-5 
19 (12)	Franchise FC 	0 	6 	-6 
20 (22)	Gillingham 	0 	7 	-7       
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21 (21)	Millwall 	0 	8 	-8 
   (-)	Wigan 		0 	8 	-8 
23 (-)	Cardiff 	0 	10 	-10 
24 (24)	Burnley 	0 	22 	-22

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (22% votes)
(Last Season: Danny Coyne)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Rob Edwards (48% votes)
(Last Season: Colin Murdock)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Jonathan
Gould
Graham
Alexander		 Chris
Lucketti		 Michael
Jackson		 Tyrone
Mears
David
Healy		 Dickson
Etuhu		 Brian
O'Neil		 Eddie
Lewis
  Richard
Cresswell		 Ricardo
Fuller		  

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
33.3% say Red (18th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
75.0% say Club (12th most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear/Don't care (each 20% of vote)

Other suggestions: Basil Fawlty, David Brent, Homer Simpson, Jimmy Hill,

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
29.6% say Yes (Most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Monkey sanctuary keeper in Hartlepool"

"Working at PNE with me as a teacher/trainer in IT for the Academy"

"You can clean out my swimming pool and sweep the tennis court"

"Lobbyist for improving the shockingly dreadful "food" offered at exhorbitant prices to away fans at Vicarage Road." (it's not just the away fans mate - ed)

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
BA9
Murdock8
Face6
Hannibal3

Spelling Test :
42.8% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(17th best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
10.7% admitted to cheating (10th most openly dishonest)
of whom one still managed to answer incorrectly

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
7.1% confessed to this (18th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
71.4% claim to be happy (13th happiest supporters)