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03/04: Preview: Norwich City
Census
The results of a survey of 43 Norwich fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:5
Playoffs:30
Top half:7
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:1???

Mean prediction:
5th (8th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 4th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets) 

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Norwich		-	-	-				
2  (-)	West Ham 	14 	5 	9 
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3  (-)	West Brom 	13 	5 	8 
4  (-)	Crewe 		8 	0 	8 
5  (4) 	Nottm Forest 	10 	5 	5 
6  (-)	Sunderland 	7 	2 	5
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7  (13)	Reading 	4 	0 	4 
8  (19)	Rotherham 	3 	2 	1 
   (-)	Wigan 		3 	2 	1 
10 (20)	Bradford 	2 	1 	1 
11 (4)	Preston 	1 	0 	1
12 (13)	Watford 	0 	0 	0 
13 (9)	Burnley 	2 	3 	-1 
14 (10)	Coventry 	1 	2 	-1 
   (16)	Crystal Palace 	1 	2 	-1
   (13)	Gillingham 	1 	2 	-1  
16 (3)	Derby 		0 	1 	-1 
   (12)	Stoke 		0 	1 	-1 
   (7)	Walsall 	0 	1 	-1 
20 (22)	Millwall 	1 	5 	-4 
21 (6)	Sheff Utd 	3 	9 	-6 
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22 (20)	Franchise FC 	2 	8 	-6 
23 (-)	Cardiff 	5 	17 	-12 
24 (24)	Ipswich 	0 	53 	-53

Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Joe Cole (32% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Clint Easton (25% votes)
(Last Season: Daryl Sutch)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Robert
Green
Keith
Briggs		 Craig
Fleming		 Malky
Mackay		 Adam
Drury
Mark
Rivers		 Gary
Holt		 Phil
Mulryne		 Jim
Brennan
  Paul
McVeigh		 Zema
Abbey		  

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
35.7% say Red (16th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
97.7% say Club (Most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (55% of vote)

Other suggestions: Berti Vogts, Eddie Izzard, Captain Canary, George Burley, Johnny Morris, Nush from Big Brother, and "My Husband"

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
11.6% say Yes (??th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"The guild of students is looking for a racial and ethnic rights officer. unfortunately the job is unpaid and only open to University of Exeter students"
"Refuse Disposal Executive Apply c/o David Sheepshanks Refuse Collection Manager Portman Rd Ipswich"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
Murdock15
BA10
Face9
Hannibal7

Spelling Test :
53.5% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(6th best spellerers)

None bottled out of answering
7.0% admitted to cheating (16th most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
9.5% confessed to this (14th most Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
81.4% claim to be happy (4th happiest supporters)