Soundbites (from assorted Census correspondents)

"My wife runs her own cake business. Weddings, birthdays, funerals etc"

"Can we have Dyche back please?"

"My Dad really hates Watford FC for no good reason that I can think of"

"79 kilos and rising. It's the pies you know"

"The majority of people find this an insane sight. But the voice of the majority does not always prove to be correct"