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BLIND, STUPID AND DESPERATE
 
03/04: Preview: Millwall
Census
The results of a survey of 32 Millwall fans

Where will you finish?
Straight up:8
Playoffs:23
Top half:1
Middle:0
Bottom half:0
Going dahn:0

Mean prediction:
4th (5th Most Confident Supporters)
(Last Season's Mean Prediction : 6th)

What would the perfect Division One table look like?
(Last season's position in brackets)

	
			UP	DOWN	SCORE
1  (1)	Millwall	-	-	-
2  (3)	Nottm Forest 	8 	0 	8   
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3  (-)	Crewe 		8 	1 	7 
4  (-)	Sunderland 	7 	1 	6 
5  (2)	Ipswich 	6 	0 	6 
   (3)	Norwich 	6 	0 	6   
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7  (-)	West Brom 	5 	0 	5 
8  (10)	Coventry 	4 	0 	4 
9  (14)	Preston 	2 	0 	2 
   (5)	Rotherham 	2 	0 	2 
11 (6)	Derby 		1 	0 	1 
   (21)	Stoke 		1 	0 	1 
   (14)	Watford 	1 	0 	1 
14 (11)	Sheff Utd 	2 	2 	0 
15 (20)	Bradford 	1 	1 	0 
16 (8)	Burnley 	1 	1 	0 
17 (19)	Walsall 	0 	1 	-1 
18 (18)	Reading 	0 	2 	-2 
19 (-)	Wigan 		0 	3 	-3 
20 (22)	Franchise FC 	0 	5 	-5 
21 (-)	Cardiff 	3 	12 	-9   
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22 (23)	Gillingham 	0 	10 	-10 
23 (24)	Crystal Palace 	0 	23 	-23 
24 (-)	West Ham 	1 	34 	-33 


Which Division One player would you most like to sign?
Glen Johnson (27% votes)
(Last Season: Bobby Zamora/Sean Gregan)

Who is the club's weakest link?
Matt Lawrence (29% votes)
(Last Season: The Hooligan Element)

What team should line up on August 9th?

Tony
Warner
Andy
Roberts
Stuart
Nethercott
Paul
Robinson
Robbie
Ryan
Paul
Ifill
Dennis
Wise
Tim
Cahill
Steven
Reid
  Richard
Sadlier
Neil
Harris
 

Peter Sweeney was the most popular altenative to Steven Reid on the left of midfield

Watford in Red Shorts or Black Shorts:
51.9% say Red (4th most pro-Red)

Club vs Country:
93.3% say Club (3rd most pro-Club)

Who would you vote for as Luton Town Manager?:
Joe Kinnear (29% of vote)

Other suggestions: David Pleat, Idi Amin, Julian Clary, Steve Gritt, Steven Hawkin, Terry Nutkins

Can you offer one of our editors a job? :
10.3% say Yes (17th most helpful supporters)

Suggestions include:
"Personal groomer for Ms. Cameron Diaz. Must be able to apply all over suntan lotion evenly."

"Working for the South London ground and maintenance team. Cutting grass, trimming hedges, litter picking and general gardening tasks. 9.11 an hour. 7.30am to 4pm Monday to Thursday and 7.30 am - 3.00pm on Fridays. Driving licence essential"

Who was your favourite member of the A-Team?
BA12
Murdock10
Face5
Hannibal2

Spelling Test :
50.0% can spell ACCOMMODATION

(11th best spellerers)

3.1% bottled out of answering (13th biggest cowards)
6.7% admitted to cheating (20th most openly dishonest)

Do you regularly read the Daily Mail :
3.1% confessed to this (Least Daily Mail supporters)

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ?
71.9% claim to be happy (11th happiest supporters)